drunk socks

Socks that slide down your foot inside your shoe, they won't stay up.
These drunk socks are annoying the hell out of me, they won't stay up. I need to go home and get a new pair.
by Cammmm August 29, 2017
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Toob sock.

We used to call it a spunk sock but now we call it a Toob sock.
by BlueElvis October 20, 2020
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Weiner sock

when the boxers are stuck together to Ur Penis
oh Shit man

What?

i have a weiner sock
by i killed the jewz June 04, 2017
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Sock Offs

The cheapest of knock offs (usually of asian origin), so bad it knocks your socks clean off.

Not to be confused with the established russian family name Sockoff, meaning "He who jacks it with a sock"
"Dude come over let's try this whack ass sock off"
"Wtf man save your sock whackin for your waifu, weirdo"
"Dude no I got some more game sock offs from the creepy asian guy on my block, let's play em on my Wintendo 69"
"Ohh heh yeah bro lets do it"
by Quan Chi Nuts November 11, 2018
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explosive sock

the act of when someone has a tube sock at a party and takes a wet shit in it and then puts an m80 in the sock lights it and throws it and runs like hell
hey i gave that party down the road the explosive sock
by mr georgy the handgun September 27, 2023
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Sock Dog

Borzoi (Russian wolfhound) has the longest and largest nose, the breed became popular by getting viral on TikTok the dog was slurping water with his long schnozer.

Otherwise called a sock dog.
Sock Dog is my favourite TikTok trend.
by sockdoggi January 24, 2023
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Stale Sock

A sock that has been over the years filled with semen cum or in other words splooge. Due to the fact that it layed there soaking and drying up the cum it has become stale and hard over time (just like my relationship with my wife)
Your Mom: hey sweetie I found this sock in your room, its really stale what did you do to this

You: "oh god how did she find my stale sock"
by RegisteredSex January 19, 2022
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