Cheek's Law

A derivative of Murphy's Law, but a thousand times worse. The problem that goes wrong will go wrong to the fullest extent.

Guy 1: I just had sex, but she turn turned out to be my cousin and she was born a guy.

Guy 2: That's Cheek's Law at work.

by Rebel1269 March 20, 2016

finnese your juicy cheeks

sticking your dick in a big booty

did you finnese your juicy cheeks last night.

by getpuck June 16, 2017

Hot cheeks

A cute pair of butt cheeks.

Pep 1:look Sophia has some hot cheeks

Pep 2: nahh Edie has hot cheeks

Pep 1: well fuck off mate!
Pep 2: ok bye daddy!

by Add my snap: lexiisawsome223 February 3, 2021

Cheeks

The voluptuous melon attached to the backs of Eric's and Tad's body which radiates enough energy to break the backs of any other cheeks that look at it.

I was watching erics cheeks on cheek hub

by Eric's Cheeks December 4, 2020

Dazzle Cheeks

when he accidentally squirts on her butt cheeks making them glisten and dazzle like the thousands of stars up in the sky.

baby let me take you out someplace nice tonight. real nice. and if you behave i’ll give you dazzle cheeks when we get home.

by ponyspank69 July 9, 2021

big cheek hoe

my cat pumpkin after he ate so loud i woke up

"that big cheek hoe is in here again."

by STINKYONIONHOE October 28, 2022

popper cheeks shit

a very big spot that makes babies and makes you shit your4self

damm that a big popper cheeks shit and why does your ass smell like shit

by ragger52aa\ October 17, 2020