Shower Sport

1. the act of masturbating for long periods of time while in the shower.

1. Engaging in shower sports extended his showers by 10 minutes.

by britevision December 18, 2011

shower the vacuum

when you are in an argument and dont want to make the sitaution worse

sally: “i dont get you”
dylan: “dont shower the vacuum lets move on”

by dumbdefinitons:) April 16, 2021

Iranian Shower

When you jack off in front of your girlfriends face, ejaculate in her eyes so she can't see, open her mouth and lay a big steamy shit in her mouth, then, you helicopter your penis around the rim of her mouth, causing shit to fly all over the room.

I gave Donna an Iranian Shower last night dude, I gotta go clean it up.

by Asshole11 February 23, 2023

Shower Eagle

A man who betrays the trust of his crippled underage brother during shower time.

Erik is such a shower eagle, did you see what he did to his brother?

by ErikBoyden January 19, 2022

Ian Shower

A shower that involves putting your balls into a shower drain. Named after Ian from Smosh who in a skit put his balls in a shower drain.

I'll brb I'm gonna take an Ian shower.

I got hurt taking an Ian shower, I don't recommend it.

by Twomadium May 30, 2020

Coldhot shower

When someone falls asleep you pour coldhot on them(slap a bunch of coldhot packets on them)

Dude he fell asleep during the party and I totaly gave him a coldhot shower

by Fridgerkitty November 23, 2009

water shower

This is when a person, male or female, gives you a saliva shower in order to boost your cleanliness.

Man, I want a water shower from bob right now, wonder if he is hydrated enough to give one right now.

by SteveTHEEpineapple May 2, 2018