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I can tell you are doing it

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong.

This is a humorous way to point out bad problem solving methods.
by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2020
mugGet the I can tell you are doing itmug.

I will fight you. Right in the face.

The specific threat tied to the ensuing brawl that breaks out amongst Bostonians and non-Bostonians once Boston is trash-talked enough.
"...true, after all, he's from Boston."

"I will fight you. Right in the face."

"Too bad the actions never live up to the hype, stereotypical Boston, I'm a shakin' from your words!"

(A fight now breaks out)
by P. Revere May 3, 2009
mugGet the I will fight you. Right in the face.mug.

i shit love you

A horribly translated version of something nobody even gives a shit about.
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
by Qu_ge June 25, 2021
mugGet the i shit love youmug.

I love you like a fat kid likes cake

It means they like you as much as a fat ass kid loves to bother his mom about the chocolate cake because he wants it that bad
by PseudonymBruh May 5, 2021
mugGet the I love you like a fat kid likes cakemug.

can i speak to you son

If your dad is cool and he says it, he's pulling you aside to have a confidential "coaching" moment, while saving you the embarrasment of having your friends hear the whole subject.

Can also be said to someone about your own age who is being a bit naive, for example about a girl who might be bad news, but who your homey is starting to get caught up in. You might say to him "can i speak to you son" as a way of letting him subtly know he might want to talk to you because there might be something you know that he might want or need to know.
Your unsuspecting friend: "Man, I don't see why all them other dogs be saying that girl is a golddigger! She seemed nice, and very interested in me."

You: "can i speak to you son"
by rootcause August 3, 2005
mugGet the can i speak to you sonmug.

i wanna fuck you maria

text u ain't ever gonna send
1: i wanna fuck you maria
2: wtf im ur sister
1: sorry i sneezed and my dog ate my homework so i freaked out and hit send by mistake lol
by comfybat September 6, 2020
mugGet the i wanna fuck you mariamug.

twat, i cunt hear you

a term used when someone replies to something said they didn't want to hear
Girlfriend: "Babe, my feet are killing me from these heels. Will you rub my feet?"
Boyfriend: "Twat, I cunt hear you..."
by GlazeHer January 1, 2014
mugGet the twat, i cunt hear youmug.

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