by jackson thrust May 30, 2019
Get the Horny dog shitmug. Me: This dude asked me what time we would do it.
Friend: What you say?
Me: At 11pm that's my Primetime horny time
Friend: What you say?
Me: At 11pm that's my Primetime horny time
by LilX69 October 8, 2021
Get the Primetime horny timemug. When you are horny and your dick is hard and in your pants, and it rolls into the shape of a biscuit.
Man 1: dude did you see dem titties? I got so horny that my dick rolled in my pants!
Man 2: yah! I got a horny dick biscuit too!
Man 2: yah! I got a horny dick biscuit too!
by MLGDickWaggon May 8, 2017
Get the horny dick biscuitmug. The month of April is horny month you can ask any body for any sexual content ex nudes, any act of sex including bringing a friend
by Cumbucketofthemonth April 16, 2020
Get the National horny monthmug. calls random women mummy
try’s to steal everyone’s bird except harvey’s for obvious reasons
has a huge stanislas agenda cus he’s a finished player
supports a tinpot club with a shit stadium
thinks astrid wetts attractive?! 😂😂
try’s to steal everyone’s bird except harvey’s for obvious reasons
has a huge stanislas agenda cus he’s a finished player
supports a tinpot club with a shit stadium
thinks astrid wetts attractive?! 😂😂
by dontlikestanislas June 3, 2021
Get the horny man (lucas)mug. A shape shifting animal always taking different forms. Often elusive, to everything but cock. Vitiamin “D” defficiant, always on a quest to quench its thirst for the penis. Often squirts its prey from its thighs and eyes.
by Great White Horny August 19, 2018
Get the great white hornymug. When you feel horny and masturbate but after failed attempts of climaxing it turns out you just weren’t in the mood
*person tries many times to climax while masturbating but they later find out they just weren’t in the mood*
Guy: I guess it was a false horny alarm
Guy: I guess it was a false horny alarm
by Nobody1995 August 15, 2021
Get the False horny alarmmug.