Booker Hooker

its a hooker that keeps all her hookering dates in a planner so she never forgets who go go to next

guy1. damn my hooker must of forgot me last night, she never showed
guy2. that woldnt of happened if youu just got a booker hooker.

by lauren jankowski September 15, 2007

rook hook

When a "rookie" driver makes a right turn in front of a bicyclist, cutting them off without knowledge of their existence.

I am having such a rough morning, no coffee, flat tire and barley avoided a rook hook on my way into work.

by PDXWaterproof August 9, 2010

Tree Hooker

A word used to explain a person who is overly obsessed with nature. They don't hug trees they fuck them. Usually they waste usable space to put in a tree.

Mark:: Did u see that new park in Malibu that every one though was going to be a mall!

Sally:: Well yes i did. It's the work of a Tree Hooker

by Kaity-is-Kool July 20, 2011

Pregnant hooker

The feeling in the morning, after hitting the bars to hard the night before..You have something inside, you dont know its color or condition, but you just want that sucker out...either easing of the tension by taking a crap or barfing.

Oh, I feel like a pregnant hooker after last night!

10 tequilas and a big burgers turns me into a pragnant hooker..I feel like shit.

by AMK87 November 13, 2013

Fish hook

hooking your fingers inside the vagina and dragging the body

"She passed out in my bed, so I had to fish hook that B**** out!"

by yespls November 14, 2014

Bury a hooker

A term used when you need to poo. This term is only used when your in Las Vegas.

I'll be back in a minute, gotta go Bury a Hooker.

by Xiroo March 29, 2010

Equadorian Fish hook

When you are having sex with a woman from behind you stick your finger in her anus and then put the same finger in her mouth and mimic a fish hook in her cheek with it by pulling to the side.

Guy 1: Hey man last night I houdinied my biatch!

Guy 2: Yeah thats awesome but last night I equadorian fish hooked your wife.

by equadorian freak July 16, 2010