how to be happy

Cut your hair off, and then go tell your toxic ex you want them back

He you remember how you fucked my feelings up, yea can you come back now... thanks. That’s how to be happy

by Lelelaughs April 2, 2020

happy water

vodka, or other alcoholic beverages, usually clear alcoholic beverages

They were all drinking happy water, so they all got drunk.

by ZzZzmaster September 9, 2013

happy pack

an adjective that describes someone who is not happy

Oh great, here comes happy pack.

by manning04 December 13, 2016

Happy Tinkle

Like tears of joy ...that occur much lower.

"The dog was so glad to see us that he made 'happy tinkle'" or, "That was SO great of you that I may cry or ...no, wait, it's just a little happy tinkle!"

by teezaweezl February 3, 2010

Happy cracker

The homosexual act of scraping the smegma of an uncircumcised penis and spreading it onto a ritz cracker, then feeding the cracker to your partner.

Paul: My boyfriend, Jerry, surprised me yesterday morning with a happy cracker.

by KevinCake October 6, 2012

Happy Han

A man that is very happy, even though he's a twat.

Person 1: You seen jimmy today?
Person 2: Yeah, he seems like a happy han.

by MankMuffinMemes October 10, 2019

Happy Femdom

It's the femdom, where you don't harm the male, just pleasures him without him wanting to.

Yo man, femdom is ga, nah man, it was happy femdom

by The_overseer January 20, 2020