Daddy Goose

The realest nigga out there. Nigga can fuck you and yo bitch at the same time. Got the biggest dick in the game. He fucks with some of the realest niggas like Granny Goose and Lil Homie goose. You don’t wanna fuck with the goose family cus they gon get they Steppas on yo ass. The goose family loves the number 7 and they own the number.

Damn you got yo ass whooped you must’ve fucked with daddy goose.

Yo girl left you, damn she prolly with daddy goose

by Adolf Hitler lll November 24, 2021

goose-gasm

When you make a person cum so hard they make a goose or duck noise.

Bro, i made my girl goose-gasm so hard the dog started barking.

by Blastnoice August 20, 2020

goose away

when the sus girl o-o tells you to stfu

"Hey, how are you"

"Goose away"

by StinkyPoke March 9, 2021

Goose

Goose is a response used when someone does something embarrassing

yo that dudes pretty goose

by DKAT009 April 14, 2022

Crazy Goose

It’s simply you. You are the craziest goose ever.

“Diana got diagnosed as a crazy goose!”
“Uh-oh! She’s like you!”

by OG_GOD! November 3, 2022

setting your goose loose

the act of spreading dicksauce (or cum) all over somebody

Bradley: did you enjoy your friend setting your goose loose
Kaley: yeah that nigga was set his goose loose on my last night

by D. Showerhandel July 10, 2016

Goose

Me: A goose... is actually... *drumbroll, please!!!* A GOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crowd: WOOAHHHHHH AMAZING DESCRIPTION YOOOOO WOOOOO!!!!! *clapping* I NEVER KNEW THAT!!!!!!!1
Me: goose.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Okay thank you everyone for coming and this is the end of my performance.

goose.

by Super_Awesome_Gaming_Creature September 25, 2024