Moon Gooning

When you slaughter a buffalo, cover yourself in its blood and guts while completely naked, put on an elk's skull or a turkey feather headdress, and goon under the light of a full moon. Usually done with the bros or with the Cherokee Chieftain.

"Hey! You wanna go Moon Gooning?"
"Hell yeah! That shit is so fun!"

by Moon Gooner November 14, 2023

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gooning

Excessive and intensive masturbation. Typically done so for weeks on end, using methodology regarding "edging." People "goon" on a frequent or habitual basis may be referred to as "gooners," but not necessarily ubiquitously, as one may partake in gooning without a gooner lifestyle.

"Bro I'm so fucking sick of this game. GOON BREAK."

Look at that chick's armpits. I'm about to goon my shit off right now."

Friend 1: "Why do you only play genshin impact in short bursts of time?"

Friend 2: "I can't stop gooning when I see the characters."

by da wong mang July 24, 2023

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Goon

Marijuana that has been adulterated with foreign substances that makes the user walk about in a bug eyes unresponsive state. May walk into moving objects like cars or trains and not be aware of the danger.

Damn man, ole Franklin smoke some weed last night....he walked into a moving train and got hurt bad...he said "somebody put some goon in my weed"!!!

by Tonyb62 August 30, 2019

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