Goblin Weed

A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.

Person A: I'm on goblin weed rn man...
Person B: What the fuck are you talking about?

by gremlinmuncher55632 September 22, 2023

Ghosts n Goblins

One of the most frustrating and overrated video games of all time.

Ghosts n Goblins is fun...if you like:

-Enemies spawning directly on top of you

-Dying in two hits when there's shit happening all around you and your character has the agility of a tortoise

-Not being able to fire your weapon at an angle (only straight forward) when almost all of the enemies in the game are flying or are otherwise above you

-Beating the exact same game twice just to get the true (shitty) ending

-Being forced to use bad/defective weapons because the weapons you want to use don't work on the boss

Enjoy!

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 16, 2022

Goblin Lampshade

The act of stretching your scrotum to have a ball covering each eye of your partner.

Instead of a blindfold, I gave my wife a nice goblin lampshade.

by Ainur March 25, 2025

hobb goblin

Having a massive dick patty

My hobb goblin is was too wide

by Balls deep in Alexandria February 3, 2014

Titty wobbling zitty goblin

A girl with acne and considerable cleavage, that is somewhat exposed and jiggling about

Goodness me friend, did you happen to catch a gaze of that titty wobbling zitty goblin? I believe that look is trending

by CorporalClink August 10, 2020

goblin knocker

A goblin who knocks on the door looking for treats on Halloween if you don't have candy you're in for a very bad trick!

Hey Jared?
Jared:what's up?
Did you save some candy for the goblin knocker?

by Randomhungryrat May 14, 2024

bullet goblins

An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.

A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!

by ghostly-underpants August 19, 2023