give me one now

Give me a quicky, meaning I will give you a quick blow job or handy

boy *snapchats girl*
" can you please give me one now, quicky!"

Slutty girl *snapchats boy"
"Yea sure!"

by Poo bum diddly thumb November 24, 2013

give your head a shake

A phrase which has never actually been spoken aloud. Instead, it is found exclusively in letters to the editor and on message-boards. Must be spoken with a grumpy old white man accent.

Legalize marijuana? You need to give your head a shake, boy. And get off my lawn.

by Pedobar October 27, 2011

give me some butt

A way of saying 'give me a piece of ass'

Inmate1: Whatchu want, fool?

Inmate2: Give me some butt, nigga!

by Solja May 17, 2006

I don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck

When you actually give a fuck but don’t want others to know you do. When you’re hurt by something but your still that bitch.

Them: “sorry we forgot to tell you we were going to smoke”
Me “i don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck because I don’t”

by That bitch coco November 27, 2019

giving up the dookie

The act of an individual allowing his/her partner to make an insertion into their asshole.

She likes giving up the dookie.

by she gives me the dookie May 18, 2010

i dont give a hockey

used by dumb people usually named stefan

person 1: hey stefan. u suck
stefan: i dont give a hockey
person 1: *looks it up on urban*

by mrs.kitcat April 5, 2017

Give her a t-shirt

When someone goes beyond dropping their wallet, and actually falls in love with a stripper, leaving his friends to contemplate... where is that stripper, there she is, but why is she off duty... and wearing a t-shirt?

Gamo: Its ok honey, you're off duty now. You can put your clothes back on... Someone, give her a t-shirt!

Gamo: Its cool man, she's off duty.

by P.Sat November 2, 2009