When you don’t have anything around and are masturbating, so you grab the nearest shirt off the floor and spread it out across your stomach and nut on it. This is more hygienic and often preferable to the nut sock.
I was going to wear the black tee shirt in my laundry bin, but noticed it was stiff as a rock. It was in fact, used as a nut shirt.
by MattZaddy69 July 30, 2023
Get the nut shirtmug. Although a rational man such as Phill is unlikely to fall for superstitions, his dedication to BL5 and the effort that he has put into improving it might cause an anomaly to occur. This anomaly might cause unreasonable amount of downtimes and seemingly impossible situations where there can only be one possible reason... Someone has the Hawaiian shirt on.
Carlos: Wears the Hawaiian shirt to the office once.
Phil: Knows that the line will break down and tells Carlos
Line actually breaks down and Carlos learns the lesson of the Hawaiian Shirt Anomaly.
Phil: Knows that the line will break down and tells Carlos
Line actually breaks down and Carlos learns the lesson of the Hawaiian Shirt Anomaly.
by Carlos_Tesla July 17, 2024
Get the Hawaiian Shirt Anomalymug. by curghi March 29, 2020
Get the pink shirtmug. 
A bacon and runny egg bap. Deliberately squirts egg yolk on your shirt when you innocently try to eat it.
by fancyphanickpants October 30, 2020
Get the Shirt Squirtermug. Part of the reason charges dont stick to cops. Cops also lie all the time in court, they know how to do it, and they're good at it. They're also good at outsmarting a district attorney that really doesn't want to successfully prosecute a cop, since nobody wants to be the one (crazy enough) who does. District attorneys want to successfully prosecute people they know they have a good chance of making a charge stick around for a while. Interestingly enough, trying to prosecute cops lowers their conviction rate, so you'd think they'd try to do a better job at it.
The cop was wearing a teflon shirt in the courtroom like many before him. Many had tried to make a charge stick and ended up wasting everybody's time in doing so.
by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020
Get the Teflon shirtmug. A particularly attractive shirt worn by Sherlock Holmes in the British tv show "Sherlock." It's similar to the purple shirt of sex, but you know, gray.
by Alice-day June 8, 2016
Get the gray shirt of lustmug.