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footballll by tom lissenden July 20, 2023

Footballically 

When something is defined in footballing terms
Geographically it’s not correct but footballically it is.
Footballically by Kkkddk June 19, 2023

College Footballed 

A football term for when an awful team (Professional, College, or High School level) allows 40+ points while simultaneously scoring less than 20 points.
A: Did you see how bad they lost?
B: Yeah, they totally got college footballed.

evil piss colored sour footballs 

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F
Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

World-Class Footballer 

A World-Class Footballer Is Someone Who Ranks In The Top 5 Players In That Position. The Player Must Also Be Performing At A High Level For The Last 3 Seasons.
THESE ARE THE ONLY World-Class Footballer IN THE EPL: KDB, VVD, ALISSON, SALAH, FABINHO, TRENT, ROBERTSON, HARRY KANE, SON, LUKAKU, RONALDO.
World-Class Footballer by Footy Geek September 8, 2021

Kiss a football⚽️ player day

At the 3rd of december is official "Kiss a football player" day.
OMG I have to kiss him it's Kiss a football⚽️ player day.