get my finger paints

This is what you say when your about to pull a JFK. Your armed and dangerous.

Only 4 chicken nuggets!, Im supposed to get 5. Yo SnowMane, get my finger paints.

by Pistol Starta February 14, 2004

Finergy

A sub-genre of Freeform and Happy Hardcore music, originating from Finland. Finergy was created in the last couple of years most notably by Alek Szahala, Carbon Based, Re-form, Epilim and Pain on Creation. This style blends elements of Trance such as the uplifting synth apreggios and 4/4 kickdrums with the speed and intensity of hardcore, resulting in a very unique style of music much different to Happy Hardcore. Since it's growing popularity many freeform tracks have been signed to respected hardcore labels such as Electronic and Camel Records. As the UK hardcore culture and it's beliefs of Love, Peace and Unity (PLUR) falls to pieces after the commercialism it recieved from chart remixes on All Around The World records, the people are looking to europe to light the way...

Finergy is the most fuckin' mindblowing music you will ever hear

by System Shutdown November 14, 2005

idiot filter

The first level of technical support at just about any company. If you have a real problem with a product, you have to prove you're not an idiot just so you can talk to the next level of support where someone may actually be able to address the problem.

Caller: I bought a RAM module that doesn't seem to work.
Tech Sup: Did you try plugging it in the computer first?
Caller: Are you seriously asking me that? Yes. I plugged it into each slot separately, trying various memory configurations and even tried it in a second PC I have. The memory check always fails.
Tech Sup: Did you try unplugging your computer?
Caller: Dude, can I get past the idiot filter? If two different computers in multiple slots say the RAM is bad, then it's bad.

by itscraig January 14, 2010

Four Finger Pain Train

The four finger pain train is a controversial practice commonly used by boorish Neanderthal girlfriends in order to dominate their significant other. It involves the sudden unannounced insertions of the four non-thumb digits of the hand up to the hilt into the partners anus. This usually causes the the victim to writhe around in agony for several minutes. But in rare cases can be greatly enjoyed by the recipient.

Dude, I was in Econ the other day and Brian told me that he totally got four finger pain trained by his girl last night. The crazy mofo enjoyed it!!!

by Apricot Noontime Trivia February 21, 2011

Jingle Finger

(n/v) a holiday finger bang usually given when one forgets to get a significant lady friend a gift.

The level of the jingle finger increases if 1) performed in a one-horse open sleigh 2) performed while one or both of the people hum "Jingle Bells" 3) occurs between the months November through January

Note: It is important to never present the jingle finger as an excuse--it is always to be presented as a holiday treat.

Synonym for Yule Long, which involves a fist of jingle fingers.

Ann: I got you an i-pod for Christmas, Bob!

Bob (in head): Shit! I forgot a present for Ann!
Bob (to Ann): Thanks, girl. I got you something special: a jingle finger. Let's go to my sleigh!

Ann: I'm the luckiest girl in the world!

by John Buckner October 8, 2011

Five Finger Butt Blast

Noun - Anal fisting

My boyfriend, Mike, begged me for a five finger butt blast last night. Now my wrist is sore.

Jeremy gave Jacob a great five finger butt blast today, he said he's never gotten his fist so far up another man's rectum before.

by Johnny Jerk Off September 1, 2013

Three finger combo

The shocker, a combination of vaginal and anal penetration executed with 3 fingers.

I gave Maria a three finger combo after we had raising canes last night

by Papapoopypinky September 2, 2018