Fat Chick Thursday

A world-wide holiday celebrated every Thursday. The ultimate goal is to appreciate fat chicks via high-fiving amongst friends. The first fat chick spotted is celebrated with a round of fist-pounding called the Initial Pound. Afterwards, each fat chick spotted is celebrated with a high-five. One can add to the celebration by shouting "Damn that bitch is huge!" An unspoken rule of FCT states that if one has sexual contact with a fat chick on this day, it is acceptable. Having sexual contact with a fat chick any other day than FCT is unacceptable and any violators are subject to a lifetime of harassment and the title Fat-Chick Fucker.

"Dude it's fat chick thursday!"
(High-five)
"DAMN THAT BITCH IS HUGE!"

Fat Chick Thursday by FCT Megafan October 7, 2009

Fat lip 

When someone gets hit in the face and their lip swells up, that's the fat lip.

I'm finna give you a fat lip if you keep talking trash.

Fat lip by NeoEmmons March 20, 2017

fat bastard 

someone who is super fat and bitchy

i hate you
you are such a fat bastard

fat bastard by olum December 1, 2009

fat stacks 

A Variation on stacks. Has to do with the handling of a lot of money. ie. X thousands of dollars

We went to Vegas and Jonny B. bet fat stacks.

fat stacks by JakeThePimp September 28, 2004

Fat Cock 

A large rooster, usually male.

I awoke today to a fat cock.

Fat Cock by lunchboxes September 8, 2006

fat stuff 

a person usually male weighing well over 19 stone and carrying excessive body weight. they also talk for hours with out any conclusion or meaning to the relevant topic.
common locations to find a fat stuff is usually in the work place. a fat stuffs jobs is normally a car salesman.

look at that fat stuff he cant get out of that car

fat stuff by arthurmill December 8, 2007

fat beat 

a beat produced by percussion instruments that usually consist of a heavy bass. as the bass booms, lighter parts such as the snare and high hat are kind of just hangin there as the bass is so heavy, it kinda drowns out the rest, but some how still sounds kick-ass

guy one: "hey did you hear jay-z's new song with alicia keys?"
guy two: "oh yes, it had such a fat beat, it made me wanna explode from the bass power, but somehow it sounded awesome!"

fat beat by 69ish December 8, 2011