Fail Sneeze

When the urge to sneeze is not great enough, the result is a sore nose.

"Why are you holding your nose?" "I just did a fail sneeze."

by Festy Stephie January 18, 2010

Fail-Fail

When someone sees a non fail but believes that it is a fail so that person fails at fail spotting

Harry thought that being black is a life choice fail.
FAIL-FAIL!

by CYBERFRE4K August 19, 2010

Fail

The Vancouver Canucks!

Did you see Vancouver fail at sweeping that series????

by chicagoblackhawksfan May 16, 2011

failception

a fail within a fail; someone legitimately screws up TWICE in one fail

-First person throws second person in a pool-
Second person fails.
-First person is also much smaller-
Second person fails twice.

Therefore, a fail within a fail.
FAILCEPTION.

by bigmeechie December 8, 2011

Fail

Usually what bitches say, when they can't think of a decent insult.

Guy: Seriously, just leave. You're bothering me. Go, before I kick your gay little candy ass.
Bitch: I kNOw u iS, BUt.. watam I?!!!1!!1?/?1!1!111!!ONE!!1!ONE!11!eleven!!1!!1
Guy: What the fuck are you talking about?
Bitch: UmMmm............ FAiL!!!!11!11!111!11!!!1!!one!111one1!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!1!11!!11!eleven!!1!!11!1!!!11!!!!1

by Why do you want my name?! August 24, 2011

Failatio

When the recipient of a well-meaning blow job gets bored, falls asleep, starts texting, changes sexual orientations, etc.

1: I was getting head from this girl, and she was trying her best, but I still ended up editing Wikipedia entries instead of finishing. Utter failatio.

by igroove December 29, 2011

Fail streak

A Fail streak is a serise of failures in succession.

The ugly person was on a fail streak after he bit his finger, tripped over a root, and fell off a cliff to his death.

by Xylias February 21, 2012