un-fucking-believable

1. A term to describe something purely awesome and UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!
2. Christopher Walken's hilarious line from the PC game by Take-Two, Ripper.

This guy, is UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!

by Jewfro man December 10, 2009

Wash Your Fucking Hands

A simple reminder to all the lazy people who haven't washed their hands in a long time.

Lazy Person: *doesn't wash their hands*
Germaphobe: NIGGA WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS!1

by ave_scientia January 29, 2020

tittie fucking

when a man squeezes a womans tits together forming an oraface for him to fuck (also see money shot)

she was on the rag so i tittie fucked her

by joce November 8, 2002

fscking

Synonym for 'fucking,' often used with internet slang. Originates from the acronym 'FSCK,' a linux utility used to check and repair the linux file system.

Dammit, my fscking linux distro corrupted again!

by jesstech November 28, 2003

you fucking suck at life

Is a sentence used in jest or seriousness describing an individual not doing well in life; Especially in the areas of career, love, finances, personal problems and the like.

"look at you man!, you're a fucking wreck: you lost your job, your wife, you are in serious debt, and smoking crack non stop!...I'd hate to say it, but you fucking suck at life!!"

by mackadilly June 4, 2008

fucking mole

A nasty piece of work, someone who will do anything to advance their own interests.

That fucking woman made us do a group assignment cos she was too lazy to mark individual assignments, then she marked mine wrongly and said she'd fix it up but never did cos she was too busy working on her fucking book. Fucking mole.

by rasdanger August 7, 2006

Fucking Wanker

Mike

The only name that truly represents such a Fucking WANKER

Fucking Wanker? You must mean Mike!

Yes I agree, Mike is a Fuckin' WANKER

Mike can also be defined as a CUNT

by Mr Carr November 3, 2004