Evan

A Raging Stump

Man did you see him with those guys, what an Evan.

by thecooler August 21, 2008

Evan

A lil bitch ass red head that is only into bitches that don't shave and has a hard time looking "fly" in his snapchats

Guy 1: Did you hear that Evan died?
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: His bitch the bush wookie's gucci swallowed his ass whole

by PureProtein October 7, 2015

The Evan

The Evan is a term used to describe the act of having sex with one's coat on. typically the male will aquire his jacket and proceed to boff (mate with) the female. Other phrases include the Double Evan, in which the female is also wearing a coat, or the Half-Evan in which the male has removed half the coat. The much more rare version of this, of course, is the Frozen Evan. This is when the male is wearing a fluffy down ski jacket. this often will get in the way of things and is chosen only by the most daring of Evaners.

"James and i did The Frozen Evan, you know, The Evan, only with a ski jacket, in order to spice things up in the bedroom, last night."
"Did it work?"

"Not even a little, the feathers in the down of his coat kept poking through and scratching me.

by lovesmaul415 February 20, 2010

Evangeline

When all three 'holes' of a woman (mouth, vagina and ass) are 'occupied' at the same time.

"Man, I had the best experience last night."
"Really? What happened?"
"I went home with three guys and they gave me an Evangeline. Top stuff."

by Mary_Jane21354 October 31, 2013

Evanstucky

Evanstucky is the term normally used by the Hoosiers in reference to the bass ackwards town of Evansville

"Look at that toothless hilljack drooling all over himself... must be from Evanstucky"

by rT::3000 November 20, 2004

evangelion

some crazy shit with lotsa crufixs in it..

why do they need so many fucking crosses?
Why does rei-bitch die? IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!

by Half-vmc August 30, 2003

Evan Duff

A stupid pizza that thinks he's a trueee Zizza, but really he is zizza in disquise! SO WATCH OUT FOR HIM

Evan Duff is A STOOPID IDIOTA WATCH OUT!!

by Tony Jack November 1, 2008