All the girls want his dick in their mouth, ass and pussy, Evan is typically ripped super sexy and all the guys want to be just like him
by Eatthisguysdick October 21, 2019
Get the Evanmug. An evan, is a super annoying person who stands next to your group not saying a word but, randomly blurting out an insult and trying to trip you.
by Ayoo_Frankie February 16, 2025
Get the Evanmug.
Get the Evanmug. Evan's usually are nice guys, evan's usually are popular and there nick name can be there name spelled backwards, (nave) they are sensitive so be nice, they like to joke around so dont take things seriously all the time, but when they are serious they can snap at you but just for a moment, they are willing to trust you but not with feeling about people only the feelings about people that they dont like, if they like them they keep it a secret, but if they tell it to who they trust and they spill the beans he wont rrust you anymorw and he will do anything to say its a joke or something else or it could really just be that, evans are great guys dont misslead them.
Guy1: did you hear that guys new nick name its so cool
Guy2: ya the nick name nave i wish i had a nick name like that or just that nick name in general
Guy3: I bet his name is evan
Guy2: ya the nick name nave i wish i had a nick name like that or just that nick name in general
Guy3: I bet his name is evan
by HaJustDoodle June 18, 2017
Get the Evanmug. A beautiful woman with hazel eyes, brown hair, and millions of freckles. She absolutely adores any and all animals. She aspires to be a Nurse Practitioner and loves children. She is religious, but doesn't believe her religion is completely accurate. She doesn't open up to many people due to her past of being abandoned. She enjoys spending time with her friends and having things in common with other people. She always cuts toxic people out of her life, but does it rather gently. She always has an open ear and a shoulder to cry on. Autumn Evans is generally the best person on Earth.
by Morph Clay June 11, 2017
Get the autumn evansmug. An Evan is a kind of guy (or girl) who is handsome, funny, kind, gross/disgusting, a great singer and dancer, often addicted to drugs, and generally the life of the party. He can get along with just about anyone and you can often find an Evan busting a move on the dance floor or performing a heart wrenching rendition of Roots Before Branches.
Evans are usually obscene and vile when it comes to matters of a sexual nature. Evans are known for having rabid sexual libidos, likely caused by delayed puberty.
Evans are usually obscene and vile when it comes to matters of a sexual nature. Evans are known for having rabid sexual libidos, likely caused by delayed puberty.
Wow, where’d you learn to dance like that?! You’re an Evan for sure
Hey Evan, can you spot me a line?
Hey Evan, can you spot me a line?
by zuzubons November 22, 2021
Get the Evanmug. 