When you jack off and watch porn so much, you become a addict who never leaves their room unless their mom forces them to. If they go to school, they try to make everybody become addicted
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Evan is gay
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Get the Evan-tax mug.A word to describe an annoying boy. An Evan makes random sounds that annoys everyone during class. Evans are usually gay and somehow the most popular boy in the school.
An Evan: gagagagaga hehe uwu SUSSY BAKA *moan* ur mom hahaha *burp*
Everyone: Evan is so cool
a normal person: * peep*
Everyone: ew ur so weird
Everyone: Evan is so cool
a normal person: * peep*
Everyone: ew ur so weird
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