ethan

the most ugly person alive and he should be asleep right now so yeah.

john: lets give ethan a dirt nap.
ethan: shimy shimy shake shook

by i took her clothes July 22, 2020

ETHAN NEEEEEEEEEEDS CUDDLES

ETHAN NEEEEEEEEEEDS CUDDLES

ETHAN NEEEEEEEEEEDS CUDDLES

by MAKE WORDS November 15, 2020

Ethan moment

1)When some one has a moment of sudden anxiety or laziness.

2)When you sit on the edge of your bed while swinging your legs like a little girl.

“Man I just got off of work, I’m having such an Ethan moment!”

by Ethanslander January 29, 2022

ethan

stupid mother fucker with no balls and curly hair is a sexist pig and rapes baby cows because be SUCKS slot of sucks

your so ethan

by boolkool December 11, 2017

Ethan

The biggest douche lord ever to walk this earth. I'd rather spend my whole life in the town of burlington than spend an hour with him. Id rather do a tree with a penis than this flamboyant man. His faggoty ways piss off everyone who comes into contanct with him. i feel bad for his mother. He is consistantly an asshole.

WARNING: If you veiw his facebook pictures, you will puke and die.

Kara: Hey have you met Ethan Cock?

Caroline: No, i prefer Dyl. Dyl knows how to treat a woman.

Kara: Das true.

by LinLinDanDan December 3, 2011

Ethan

An asshole who has no feelings for others and always tries to look cool. And somehow, Ethans are usually really popular. They are huge retards and are good at nothing except sports.

"Damn, that kid is awesome at sports! But he's a real jerk."

"Oh, that's because he's an Ethan!"

by BillyTheFatKid December 12, 2012

Ethan

a HAIRY dude with a little brother sidekick. Both of whom smoke wayyyy too much weed, and need to find girlfriends.

Jonah - "Duuude what kind of animal is that walking down Olympic smoking?"
Matt - "Thats just an Ethan. Can't you see the little Avery next to him?"

by Cookie Monster and Ernie April 6, 2010