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Em

An amazing person who is incredibly artistic, outgoing, incredibly smart, and one of the greatest friends you can ever have. While they may be very quiet and shy, they will readily join in on the funny commentary (and business) when it happens.
by The_Gerd January 24, 2024
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Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts ๐Ÿ’ฏ.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly ๐Ÿ‘€
Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly ๐Ÿ˜”"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg๐Ÿคข. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly ๐Ÿ˜”"
by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020
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I don't make the rules; I just break 'em

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.
Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.
by QuacksO November 8, 2022
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Ems job

An Ems job is a synonym to job town on the fire side. Ems job is used by ambulance drivers who were not able to become fireman and were forced to either work on private Ems or stuck on the ambulance rotation forever on the fire department. Ems job or jobs is used when the ambulance company takes a pounding during a 24 hour shift and gets no sleep and is backed up by reports.
Ems jobs for days, havenโ€™t seen the starion in 12 hours and 12 reports behind .
by vuk322 November 30, 2021
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Emโ€™

Em's a funny, kind person with a HUGE heart
She is very fond of music, and often art
It's a rare first name, like her
She is a beautiful person inside and out
If you're one of Em's best friends you're extremely lucky, although she has a lot of friends, some are more important to her than others
She's the perfect girlfriend, whether for a boy or a girl!
Emโ€™ s a funny, kind person with a HUGE heart
She is very fond of music, and often art
It's a rare first name, like her
She is a beautiful person inside and out
If you're one of Em's best friends you're extremely lucky, although she has a lot of friends, some are more important to her than others
She's the perfect girlfriend, whether for a boy or a girl!
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Give 'em the laugh

To escape or slip through the clutches of someone. Robbing a police officer and not getting caught is giving him the laugh.
"Lol, when we rob that police evidence room full of cash and drugs tonight, we're going to really give 'em the laugh..."
by Zed Numar August 31, 2021
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EMS

my life is shit so just please EMS

person A: *shows cringe*
person B: EMS
or/cringe:EMS
by pickkle December 1, 2016
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