eating dick

Eating cock (adverb.) The act of falling very hard, possibly hard enough your legs kick up in the air.

Ex.1)
Ron:Wow man that fall must have hurt.

Nick:Yeah man, I totally ate dick.

Ex.2)

Him:Babe can I at least teach him how? He is going to be eating dick all day if I don't!

Her:Honey its better if he eats dick and learns from his own mistakes.

by Good-advice-doggo November 18, 2016

eating cookies

When the butt cheeks of a person are "eating cookies" they are swallowing up the pants and lumps of fat are visible.

WHOA!!! Yolanda is seriously eating cookies dog, even Atkins couldn't help that.

by BStalker July 17, 2007

[eating] sponge

To go down on woman's answer to the average sea sponge, i.e. to have a fish supper or eat hairy burger, to poke on through the beef curtains and give the audience a wink

"i could hardly breath for the full 15 minutes of eating sponge, for it took a lot of eating and soaked up the life from me"

by Gerikashaybux December 31, 2008

Eating buddy

Favourite persons to dine with or eat with.

One of my main eating buddies has turned vegan so now I'm short on an eating buddy.

by Kazim Richard February 28, 2019

Eat Bread

To eat Bread means to kill yourself because if a fish eats bread it dies

Hey, Andre why don’t you eat bread, now Andrea is dead

by Anonymous gay child March 28, 2019

eating ravens

v. Aussie expression for being hungover.

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Proper bang storm last night in Perth jBruce. Feel like I’m eating ravens.

Too right mate. Thought the woomera was never going to close.

Sorry? What does that even mean?

by gnostic3 December 4, 2019

Bottle Eating

When you have that sudden uncontrollable urge to eat a bottle

Dave: Ayo im so hungry
Tim: You know what you should do
Dave: What
Tim: It your bottle
Dave: NAH FAM
Tim: alright

Dave: Actually maybe I will
Tim: Do it BITCH
Dave: TRY ME BITCH
Dave: *Consumes bottle whole*
Tim: I guess you could say that was Bottle Eating
Everyone: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by MAKER Mr June 17, 2021