on e burner

The act of drying out damp skunk under an upturned desk lamp, so that it can be crumbled easily without the aid of a grinder.

Jev! I want to get lean! Put it on e burner!

Shall we put it on e burner? No?

It's on e burner, where are you?

by The House of Trouser May 19, 2006

e-Tip

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by William Dougherty December 14, 2006

D.E.U.

A Defective End User.
An extremely common, and very frustrating issue in the I.T. industry.

Andy: "So I got a call about a Mr X's not being able to read his emails."
Kyle: "What was the issue?"
Andy "It was a D.E.U."

by MrJemson January 4, 2009

e-tard conspiracy goldfish

An e-tard who insists on forwarding to everyone he knows any nonsense sent to him as long as it is somehow supposedly part of some form of conspiracy. Worse still, his memory is so short, he keeps sending it over and over again, believing it's new.

'This morning, I found that Paulie had sent that stupid story about how you're gonna get cancer if you turn your car AC on. AGAIN!'

'Third time this year. The guy's a fucking e-tard conspiracy goldfish...'

by Baba Aggie July 27, 2009

E.N.F.T.

An acronym meaning, "Every Nigger For Themselves," often used among pseudo-racist white college graduates when determining whether to buy something as a group or instead just purchase these items individually.

Okay, so should we just do E.N.F.T. as far as getting tickets? I mean, I know I'm the one who sent this email out, but this will be far too complicated to coordinate for this large of a group.

by TheAcronymHammer January 20, 2010

pretentious E

The pretentious E is often added to the end of words in place names to give a false sense of charm and history to an otherwise soulless, corporate-built craphole of a neighborhood, apartment complex, or shopping center.

Kingstowne, a large suburban development in Alexandria, Virginia, has a pretentious e at the end.

by chuckhoffmann October 22, 2011

e-pant

The modern term for pants, slacks, or trousers with an elastic waistband. Typically refers to pants intended to be worn in a professional setting (i.e., not jeans, sweatpants or yoga pants).

Since I'm losing weight, I've transitioned to e-pants, which provide flexibility and comfort while still looking professional.

by happythings July 2, 2014