Douche Dragon

1.Someone who is MORE than just a douche.

2. The massive evil dragon in How To Train Your Dragon, that eats the little dragons when they don't bring him food.

Man- "Make me food woman!"

Woman- "MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN FOOD YOU DOUCHE DRAGON!"

by 9greer9 December 7, 2010

douche canoe

Not a definition but the orgin of the phrase: This phrase was coined in 2004 by Blake Edmondson in Camp Walker, South Korea. It was used as an alternative phrase for someone being a complete moron / dick / dirtbag. After Edmondson transferred stations I attempted to pass this phrase on along with other greats such as..... Gungle a gungle, (rumble of a V8) Kadouche (boom), and Splack (disgusting splash).

Mongo don't be such a douche canoe, just drink the damn shot!

by You know! October 12, 2012

la douche

French for "the shower".

Où es la douche?
(where is the shower?)

by Anaba June 2, 2005

Douche Monkey

A rare form of inbred monkey that live primarily in used condoms, gutters, garbage disposals, and windmills. i.e. a monkey so gay, that its only form of employment is cleaning the cunts and nutsacks of transgender freaks. A fucked up monkey.

Raphael: Yo, what u got under ur bed?
Demetri: Shit, piss, whiskey, and a Douche Monkey...
Raphael: Sweet, can I buy your Douche Monkey?
Demetri: Hell no, then no one would clean my balls!
Raphael: Ur a fucked up dude..

by cdogg23 November 8, 2007

Douche Biggalo

Douche Biggalo refers to a man that thinks he can get chicks but in reality he gets fat chicks or none at all. One must first qualify as a douche bag to earn the Douche Biggalo badge. Derived from Deuce Biggalo Male Giggalo whose standards are actually higher than a practicing Douche Biggalo.

"Douche Biggalo showed me her phone # but I thought it was her mesurements by the way she waddled over to him in the club."

by killa bsting April 21, 2006

douche bumps

The bumps you get from seeing a hair-raising douchebag. Usually brought on by the "douche chills."

Brrr. CDC, that dude gives me the douche bumps.

by Unflappable May 17, 2006

Douchebaggery

The act of bearing more than one Boise State University flag on ones vehicle

"Look Douchebaggery!"
"Where!?"
"Over there! The dude with all the flags on his car!"

by Vandalism November 25, 2009