Ke$ha drunk

an extreme level of drunkenness, usually used to refer to females no older than their mid-20's who are completely shitfaced drunk, a young Courtney Love.

OMG, I need a drink. I'm going out and getting KeSha drunk tonight!

Did you see those chicks playing beer pong with vodka? No, them bitches is trying to get Ke$ha drunk!

by Homeslice McAwesome October 8, 2010

drunken whisper

A fart that you think is going to be silent but more closely resembles a quartet of trumpets saluting the arrival of the King back from the crusades. Similar to your drunk Uncle Mike trying to whisper something at Thanksgivnig dinner about the $2 hooker that he purchased earlier in the week but he says it so loud even your Great Grandma can hear.

Bob mistakenly let loose a drunken whisper in the board meeting.

by Pat "The Barber" Beefcake January 30, 2008

Drunked-Up

When you go to a bar see a woman. Think she is very ugly. Have a some drinks see her again, and think she is hot!

Woman: Hello Suga
Man: No Way!
Friend: Got that right

hour later

Woman: Hello
Man: Hey your kind of pretty.
Friend: He is seriously drunked-up

by Mz. Get it Get it June 28, 2010

Drunken Love.

Drunken love.

When two people fall inlove whilst intoxicated. They both tell each other how much they love each other, and then they both wake up the next day, full of regrets and confusion.

Person One: Are you two still together?
Steady One: Nope, It was only drunken Love.

by Mr Pyschotic May 7, 2010

Nordic Drunk

playing on outdated gym equipment in a basement while you're drunk at a party

Isn't that a Nordic Track? That's from like 1991. I want to try it. Nordic Drunks rock

by Michelle Teel August 26, 2007

penguins drunk

Drinking an excessive amount of alcohol prior to a pittsburgh penguins hockey game. On walk to the rink, checking is bound to occur. Inebriation may results in fighting at end of game and lack of memory in morning. Another result may be strained relationship with spouse and/or girlfriend.

I had to slept outside because I was penguins drunk.

by Billy Bob Heinz December 1, 2007

Cunt Drunk

Intoxicated by fanny, particularly during early stages of a new relationship with a cracking bird, incapable of rational thought owing to proximity to and availability of regular gash. Can also be applied to people overcome by proximity to minor celebrities.

Ever since meeting Candy, John had been too cunt drunk to do any meaningful work on his novel.

by Bronze John December 21, 2008