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Daddy faaris

Faaris is the type of guy which will make ur dick throb and pussy if you have a dap it instantly turns into a way
Is that daddy faaris? All the girls started moaning
by Big daddy faaris March 6, 2023
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daddy beers

Drinking beers with another dad untill some young lady calls us daddy.

Daddy beers Laws
1. No Valatie
2. No cocaine
3. No fat chicks

More laws to follow
We are going out for daddy beers… I’m telling you right now I’m only going out for a couple
by Daddy123456689 April 22, 2023
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Daddy issues

A girl wanting to be submissive and adored by a older guy, who will put her above all others. The sex is kinky, and the dominance irresistible to the male. A girl wanting to be naughty but sweet, just for her daddy :P
You be a good girl for daddy, I will look after all your Daddy issues
by supersupersweet June 30, 2012
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Daddy Hole

The dark winding canal hidden by two fatherly asscheeks
My dads daddy hole released digested food lastnight
by The Urban Panda May 23, 2016
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Daddy Helms

A sexy young man, usually a master of instruments, specifically saxophone
Omg is that a Daddy Helms or what
by Clarinet02 October 31, 2018
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Daddy long Legs

A sexual position that, when successfully achieved, results in universal bragging rights.

While fornicating with a young woman, pull her to the edge of the bed in a missionary position, with legs hanging off the edge of the bed. Proceed to enter her while standing on the floor to get her and yourself limbered up, which will be necessary to achieve the position.

Instruct your sexual teammate to anchor herself to the bed by reaching behind her head and latching the sheets, and proceed to step one foot all the way up on the mattress. Once balanced, make an athletic leap and place your second food up on the edge of the bed. Your man ass should now be gloriously fluttering 4-6 feet above floor level, depending on your mattress height, while your legs should have achieved an extremely low sumo-style squat. Your partners legs will be poking into the air and can be grabbed for balance and more control, similar to the levers used to control a construction crane.

The position is named "Daddy Long legs" due to the mass of tangled arms and legs now jiggling in the air, while your ass is dancing up and down as you struggle against gravity and mattress springs while trying to impress your date.
Well I tried the daddy long legs but the girl's grip wasn't tight enough when I went to plant the second leg. My other foot slipped and my still-inserted penis acted as a medieval trebuchet and launched us both into the wall behind me.
by GreenEggsNGraham August 12, 2011
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daddy knife

n. basically just another word for a man's unit.
"Yeah, I stabbed her with the daddy knife last night."
by t-bone September 2, 2004
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