koon daddy

Look at Koon Daddy, he just bowled a 189. Fuck.
by thevector December 18, 2013
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Golden Daddy

When your dad, or any dad, accidentally or intentionally pees on you in the shower.
There’s so much pee coming out. Now that’s what I call a Golden Daddy.

Before hind-time or before we go out to kill a drifter, I am really going to require a Golden Daddy.

Did you hear? Raif got ‘golden-daddied’ last night and is absolutely ecstatic!

Before he was a Golden Daddy, daddy had an Odyssey. ‘Daddy’
by Lawyer Greg June 28, 2021
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snuggie daddy

Overbearing Sugar Daddy constantly smothering and panicking over betrayal.
Evet time Ashley’s eyes wonder we have to hear the sad Snuggie Daddy stories from Al!

Robbie is so worried about Renee cheating he smothers her like a Snuggie!

“I can’t stand you constantly breathing down my back like a Snuggie, you don’t own me weirdo!”
by Judgerichie December 08, 2018
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Daddy Murphy

Daddy Murphy is a teen or pre-teen who is a good daddy/stripper. You'd usually be called this if you have a friend who's overly talented in making up stripper names.
Girl 1: The NUNS!
Girl 2: THE NUNS!
Teacher: THE NUNS!
Girl 3: *Whisper's quietly* Daddy Murphy...
by daziedaddy May 05, 2017
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score daddy

I just got some nose candy from score daddy.

OMG. My mom just waved at score daddy in the mall.
by Swallowed Quarters April 01, 2008
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Daddy Emerald

A guy who cannot order anything from starbucks properly.
That guys a Daddy Emerald, so weird how could he be so socially awkward.
by Zoinkerrrrrrr January 13, 2021
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Daddy Digital

Your go to person who knows all the latest and most interesting news. The person you always call to fix all of your computer problems. And kn Also a pun on Wu Tang's RZA's BOBBY DIGITAL album from 1998.
Leo Laporte is my Daddy Digital. Dude always knows what's up with Google and everything tech related.
by wheelzr April 10, 2010
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