cum town

a gay podcast for people who are gay with their fathers

me: i sucked my dads dick and swallered his cum

therapist: why?

me: well this podcast called cum town said it would be funny

cum town by break da law November 8, 2018

cum string 

After ejaculating while dehydrated, the string of cum that you can pull out of your penis.

After ejaculating, i was able to pull a cum string out.

cum string by SillyString1 November 4, 2013

cum receptacle 

Term used for describing females who are only good for sex.

After using her for a cum receptacle, I went to the kitchen and made a sandwich.

cum receptacle by Frank The Tank 71 February 2, 2009

cum burp 

when a woman burps after swallowing sperm

I shot a phat load in this bitch's mouth, and after she swallowed, she let out a cum burp.

cum burp by spltbird November 25, 2002

Cum Dispenser 

When a male is either willingly or unwillingly used for no other purpose other than to orgasm repeatedly, in order to produce semen. The semen is then used for any number of purposes, often consumption. The practice can go for any amount of time, and the individual may be forced to cum over and over again throughout the time period.

Last night I tied up my boyfriend and used him as a cum dispenser...his balls were so red after I made him cum over eight times throughout the night!

Cum Dispenser by Xiwt June 13, 2012

Cum-bending 

An ancient art form used by the Cumorthians of 800 B.C. Its used by ejaculating in space and using the propulsion to throw the semen at your will.

Would you like to practice cum-bending?

Cum-bending by Doot boi June 8, 2018

cum canvas 

A jack-off magazine full of naked broads that a sexually frustrated male uses to jerk-off onto since he can’t spread his seed, resulting in cum stained canvas and glued the pages together.

My cock teasing girlfriend left me with blue balls last night, so I pulled out my favorite magazine of cum canvases and jerk-off a huge load all over some broad’s tits.

cum canvas by jack offten October 31, 2007