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comance

An intimate relationship between 2 couples. Including platonic and physical components; usually including traveling together, and relating as platonic friends in "real world" settings, as well as relating sexually in behind-the-scenes settings. Characterized by a strong emotional connection between the couples, that may continue over a long period of time (ie. a collective affair)
"They met at one of those Swinger's resorts, but then they visited each other's homes, and started going on vacations together, and now it's like they're going steady or something. I'm pretty sure they are in a serious comance."
by mjmu812 December 27, 2011
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HAM COMA!

A hypothetical, slightly facetious, explanation for what happens when a potential significant other, usually male, suddenly cuts off all ties of communication for no apparent reason.
Rachael: "Man! Louis was all lovey-dovey on Thursday, but he hasn't answered any of my texts all weekend! What's his deal, ya think?!"

Kate: "Well, he probably ate some ham after work and passed out in a massive HAM COMA! You just can't function when you get one of those puppies!
by Flanarama-ding-dong January 10, 2009
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gay coma

a state of being cheerfully gay for a day, usually characterized by the attempt to fellate oneself.
Sam, after seeing alex naked, suddenly went into a gay coma, and he started to lift both of his legs up like a girl getting fucked, and in that position, trying to suck his own penis. However, he failed, because it is impossible to suck one's own penis.
by whereismolly April 6, 2013
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back door commando

one who is thirsting for anal sex usually homo-erotic males.
Two backdoor commandos raided my home and my Ass!
by Alex August 9, 2003
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Commander in Queef

Ladies and gentleman allow me introduce the next Commander in Queef, Hillary Rodham Clinton, of the United States of America!
by miesfuller June 1, 2016
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comatose

to lie in bed and do nothing all day because you are too hungover to function
I'm so hungover. Let's go get food at Eick, and then we can comatose ourselves all day.
by ECAT55 November 11, 2010
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Cobra_Commander

by Alex April 19, 2004
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