catch a clean

to receive a blowjob

This broad is jerking my cock and I want her to blow me so I say, "What do I have to do to catch a clean?"

by bhainchode June 25, 2009

Cleaning the BBQ

An excuse to use when you are embarrassed to tell your friends that you are banging an ugly broad.

"Hey so what is Chuck up to tonight??"..."He can't make it, he said he was cleaning the bbq"... "So he's fucking that fat chick again"... "Yup"

by livewithothersnice September 29, 2009

cleaning out the stove pipe

the period after a heated fight that results in angry flatulence

Last night after my girlfriend broke up with me I attempted to batter her with malicious words, but abrubtly began cleaning out the stove pipe which stench from the chinese dinner I enjoyed earlier with an asian prostitute, forcefully removed her.

"God damn you!" blblblblblblb!!!!

by papa sutra February 25, 2010

Bro Clean

To do a half-assed job of cleaning up your place. This is the exact opposite of the thorough cleansing that a good woman will do. For example: instead of vacuuming you simply pick up the stuff you can see on the carpet, blow the dust off of stuff instead of actually "dusting", and wiping only the dirty spots on glass with a windex soaked rag.

Dave: Dude, wet T-shirt contest at Hooters today. You coming with me??

Jim: No way, can't. Trish told me I have to clean the house.

Dave: C'mon don't be a girl, just Bro Clean it! I'll pick you up in 20 minutes.

Jim: Sounds good, see you then!

by furniturejim November 21, 2009

quattro clean

When you wash your hands,use visine,spray cologne or perfume,and mouthwash after smoking marijuana

After smoking a marijuana cigarette or J Chaz and Rich quattro cleaned!

by Idk Sir Charles May 1, 2011

Deep South Cleaning

Going down on your girl and brushing your teeth with her pubic hair.

Damn my girl gave me a Deep South Cleaning and I'm still plucking hairs outta my teeth

by BBQDolly September 17, 2010

Frontwards Cleansing

The act of releasing all of a males bioliquid from their scrodum and/or penis using a rare, Italian hand-made, baday

Thomas was delighted to discover the sensation that came upon him while he sat on his toilet after a long day exploring the wonders of Italia. After ejaculation and masturbation, he was soothed by the moist yet soft touch of the baday that squirted into his frontside, therefore giving him a Frontwards Cleansing.

by M-Well and T-Sherm May 23, 2011