bra cheese

A foul smelly, smegma-like excretion found under a womans breasts, between her boobs and her rib cage. Generally caused by sweat build-up through excessive bra wearing and a sad lack of personal hygiene.

John, "My wife wanted me to lick her bra cheese last night."
Billy, "Mate, that's fucken foul. Did you do it?"
John, "Too right mate, after she'd sucked all the smeg off my knob."

by Someone from NZ December 17, 2006

cheese monkey

A rare member of the primate family and whose diet consists of dairy products esp. cheese.

My Velveeta is missing... must be a cheese monkey on the loose.

by Joe October 19, 2003

Butt Cheese

Cheesy smell of Butt- likely caused by gas moisture. Typcial in summer, after hard physical labour or from generally bad hygiene... in summer. Smell Is strong and easily transferable (onto finger and underwear and through underwear onto trouser). Related to 'Honey Butt'

I need to wash these pants, they;re stinking of butt cheese.

by nick packer October 10, 2007

under cheese

Any random substance that gets trapped in your grundle hair. These substances accumulate over time and create small,yellowish, sticky clumps. Hence the name under cheese.

Last night I had a bunch of under cheese so I paid a hooker 25 cents to lick it off.

by Le French Spankier Bastardo June 1, 2006

Smegma Cheese

1. Dick Cheese

2. The Smelly cheesy curds that hides in the foreskin of a man who has not showered or is uncircumsized .

girl: I hate the way bellybutton Jam Smells like
guy: Just be glad you don't have to deal with smegma Cheese in your dick.

by Diculator November 2, 2009

cheese hole

A mightily cheesy pussy. Smells like cheese, looks like cheese, tastes like cheese. Is it cheese? Cheesehole.

Yo girl, this ain't a wine and cheese hole party!

by Chocobot H. August 8, 2006

Knob-Cheese

<noun> Offensive Chiefly British Slang

The implication that the subject of the insult is indeed so insignificant as to suggest that they are equal only to the small particles of sweat, semen and urine to be found twix the folds of the foreskin and/or other parts of the penis.

BAZZA: "Aww Chazza you fuckin' knob-cheese!"
CHAZZA: "Dahn fuckin' call me a knob-cheese, y' piece o' shit!"

by Stuart Fletcher January 29, 2005