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day changer 

An unexpected, incredibly large bowel movement that makes you feel as though you are lighter and increases your overall energy level.

Most day changers happen when you're already having a pretty good day. You might feel perfectly normal. Then you get the rumble. Nothing big just a little "hey when you get a chance" message from your belly region. Then you sit down and proceed give birth to a food baby you didn't even know was inside you. You walk out of the bathroom proud, accomplished, and feeling light on your feet. Your good day was just changed to a great day. Nothing can hold you back today.

Also you may feel hungry.
Person 1: walking around like king of the world almost glowing

Person 2: what's got you in such a good mood.

Person 1: just took a day changer. Nothing can stop me now!
day changer by Meedama October 17, 2015
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chandelearrings 

Ridiculously overlarge earrings which resemble chandeliers.
Those chandelearrings must weigh a ton! And how does she keep her hair from getting tangled in them?
chandelearrings by Tubaking January 3, 2008

Chance Templeton 

Some one who is a deer in true nature, loves kitty crushers, black curly hair most of the time. Like the stars, music, and theatre, a deep, sensual person.
''Did you see that chance templeton galloping threw the woods''.
''Chance is so deep and Fetch''.
Chance Templeton by Fetchgirlxoxo December 9, 2012

chandeliering 

The term describes when a minor comment or conflict triggers a pain so great that we “jump as high as the chandelier” with our emotional response. Some examples are road rage or even losing it at a sporting event.
He is totally chandeliering about your calling his team a loser.
chandeliering by Neniwhite April 29, 2016

Chandelier 

When thou art pooping and the hunks of feces are stuck against a hair hanging drom the buttocks.
"I had a mad chandelier last night bro, it felt so weird yanking that thing out.."
Chandelier by reaganstump March 2, 2017

Chandelier 

To cum across the eyebrows, leaving it to hang over the eyes.
"She said she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a chandelier"
Chandelier by ( * ) August 1, 2017

Swahili Chandelier 

A sexual technique where a male thrusts his penis through the gauged/stretched earlobes (or any other stretched piercing) of another person.
"My earlobes were stretched to 00 before Randy tried to Swahili Chandelier me. Now I'm at 1" and sport a blowout."
Swahili Chandelier by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012