captain planet

To kick another dude in the balls

Aaron: CAPTAIN PLANET!
Bill: What?
*Bill gets his balls busted*

Aaron: You have been educated

by SargeHavoc May 11, 2008

captain hook

having a curved penis

i have a captain hook like beyonce, to the left, to the left

by haha134 May 14, 2010

Castaic

A community just north of the city of Santa Clarita in Los Angeles County. Mainly known as a truck stop and for a lake. The community includes several quaint cookie cutter homes, some friendly people, a detention center (jail), and (quiet neighborhoods with exception of a loud Freeway). Many people flock to this community because of its good schools, moderately priced semi-new homes, and also an opportunity to say that they “live in Santa Clarita”, when in fact they don’t.

Person 1: I just bought a home, escrow closes next week:
Person 2: Oh how nice! Where?
Person 1: Out toward Santa Clarita
Person 2: Ooooooh Really!!!???? Where abouts?
Person 1: (sigh) Castaic.
Person 2: Oh...well, that's nice.....I guess

by Alotta Nothin October 29, 2012

captain's eye

Getting a blowjob and shooting your jiz in the girls eye. ARRRR!!

This bitch was giving me head, I pulled out and gave her a Captain's Eye - ARRRR

by Brad Goodhill January 6, 2008

Captain Planet

Another term for child pornography.
Used as a secret code in the early times.

Oh man you got tons of captain planet in there!

by Ipis Ipissum March 4, 2011

Captain Hook

What u call somebody when their penis is curved like a hook.

“Tyler just accept that you are Captain Hook.”

by Meme lord Nate January 10, 2019

Captain Howdy

an insult said to a person who is insane; such as one who enjoys pain{derived from the username in the hit film "Dee Snyder's Strangeland"}

Man, that sicko's crazy, he better not go Captain Howdy on us.

by El_Scorcho August 25, 2003