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Caffeine Window

2. A window of opportunity from early a.m. until usually about noon or 1 p.m., in which drinking caffeine is ok. For the recovering caffeine addict who can no longer drink caffeine after mid-morning or early afternoon, lest he be force into some sort of crazy all-nighter bullshit, in which he's either up all night unable to sleep or simply brewing pot after pot in order to generate an next morning mania for work.
Dude 1: I can't have coffee at night anymore.
Dude 2: Oh? Why's that?
Dude 1: Waaaay too late. I'm outside today's caffeine window.
Dude 2: Ha! Whatever...

Dude 1 goes and gets a coffee anyway.
by java bo jangles July 5, 2011
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coffee hand

the coffee that gets ingrained into the skin of your right hand when you work at a coffee shop. caused by wiping the coffee spill from the shot arm after loading it up. this is then promptly wiped onto the right side of an apron it takes a lot of washing with non-bio to get it off properly.
hello nice to meet you! (shake hands)oh sorry, please excuse my coffee hand...
by filthyhand October 23, 2007
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caffe

Io bevo il caffe
by Chelle Kae May 20, 2016
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coffee

mom: i´m gonna get my son some coffee
pope: NO ITS A SATANIST POTION MADE WITH HUMAN FECES
mom: thanks pope for saving me and my son
by Wiisportselisasuperfan March 11, 2021
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[mormon] [coffee]

Basically a fancy chocolate milk that doesn't have any coffee in it. It's a wannabe coffee. Mormon's call Mormon coffee just so they don't look weird or its to embarrassing to say chocolate milk.
Guy1: Hey whatcha drinking?

Guy2: A Mormon coffee.

Guy1: A what???

Guy2: A chocolate milk....

Guy1: Ohh. Ha Ha Ha.
by Maverick51 January 13, 2009
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Leaded Coffee

Coffee that is highly caffeinated. A strong brew.
Waitress, please give me a cup of leaded coffee. I want the good stuff.
by ConversationStarter May 18, 2010
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Half past caffeine

Approximately half an hour after caffeine o'clock, at which point a visit to the bathroom is commonly required.

Often a forgotten consequence of caffeine o'clock, half past caffeine tends to become pressingly apparent to the victim at a most inconvenient time.
Supervisor: Where do you think you're going? You just had your coffee break half an hour ago!

Victim: Yes, which makes it half past caffeine! Oh god!
by archangel62 May 28, 2009
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