2. A window of opportunity from early a.m. until usually about noon or 1 p.m., in which drinking caffeine is ok. For the recovering caffeine addict who can no longer drink caffeine after mid-morning or early afternoon, lest he be force into some sort of crazy all-nighter bullshit, in which he's either up all night unable to sleep or simply brewing pot after pot in order to generate an next morning mania for work.
Dude 1: I can't have coffee at night anymore.
Dude 2: Oh? Why's that?
Dude 1: Waaaay too late. I'm outside today's caffeine window.
Dude 2: Ha! Whatever...
Dude 1 goes and gets a coffee anyway.
Dude 2: Oh? Why's that?
Dude 1: Waaaay too late. I'm outside today's caffeine window.
Dude 2: Ha! Whatever...
Dude 1 goes and gets a coffee anyway.
by java bo jangles July 5, 2011
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mom: i´m gonna get my son some coffee
pope: NO ITS A SATANIST POTION MADE WITH HUMAN FECES
mom: thanks pope for saving me and my son
pope: NO ITS A SATANIST POTION MADE WITH HUMAN FECES
mom: thanks pope for saving me and my son
by Wiisportselisasuperfan March 11, 2021
Get the coffee mug.Basically a fancy chocolate milk that doesn't have any coffee in it. It's a wannabe coffee. Mormon's call Mormon coffee just so they don't look weird or its to embarrassing to say chocolate milk.
Guy1: Hey whatcha drinking?
Guy2: A Mormon coffee.
Guy1: A what???
Guy2: A chocolate milk....
Guy1: Ohh. Ha Ha Ha.
Guy2: A Mormon coffee.
Guy1: A what???
Guy2: A chocolate milk....
Guy1: Ohh. Ha Ha Ha.
by Maverick51 January 13, 2009
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Get the Leaded Coffee mug.Approximately half an hour after caffeine o'clock, at which point a visit to the bathroom is commonly required.
Often a forgotten consequence of caffeine o'clock, half past caffeine tends to become pressingly apparent to the victim at a most inconvenient time.
Often a forgotten consequence of caffeine o'clock, half past caffeine tends to become pressingly apparent to the victim at a most inconvenient time.
Supervisor: Where do you think you're going? You just had your coffee break half an hour ago!
Victim: Yes, which makes it half past caffeine! Oh god!
Victim: Yes, which makes it half past caffeine! Oh god!
by archangel62 May 28, 2009
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