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crusty owl neck

Get your crusty owl neck away from my corn hole, right now!
by Crustyneck December 4, 2020
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Crusty

An adjective/noun to describe alternative types that move to West Cork in Ireland in search of a more holistic, bucolic lifestyle but end up as unwashed, undereducated burnouts who think the odds are stacked against them but, in reality, they are man-children who fail to acknowledge that their own actions have consequences
Man 1: that hippi young wan that moved to Ballydehob from the UK is a proper crusty - she always smells like a sack of turpentine
by $Piderman2099 December 26, 2020
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crusty boxers

What a 40 something year old catfish would wear whilst trying to lure young woman.
Sitting at home in your crusty boxers.
by Tigerland2019 December 30, 2020
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Crusty Rage

Definition 1: noun; When, during anal sex, an old, worn-out hooker, gets angry and clenches her ass cheeks and throws a tantrum, resulting in immense pain (or pleasure) and potentially several STIs to the other party participating in the sexual actions.

Definition 2: noun; a funny way to say Rusty Cage's name.
Def. 1: I was butt-fuckin' this nasty bitch the other night, and called her a white. Next thing ya know, she pulls a Crusty Rage on my honky ass!

Def. 2: Rusty Cage... Nah.. Crusty Rage lol.
by MyDadHitsLikeABitchLol January 10, 2021
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crusty cumrag

What you get after beating your meat in 2020 for the 1234567th time. What did the meat do to you?
Fuck. My crusty cumrag needs a wash...with my CUM!!!!
by ham s-wich February 19, 2021
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crustymustyrusty

Hes the definition of legend he is a legend hes crustymustyrusty i know what your wondering is he crusty is he musty is rusty hes the first two but not the last but hes still crusty
Crustymustyrusty is not a dinosaur
by Spt sswolf February 28, 2021
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Crusty Line

When a man cums on a hard surface and waits for it to dry then scrapes it up and crushes it up then a girl snorts it.
Last night I pulled out and attempted to give my girl a facial and missed. Instead she did a crusty line.
by Tjsthemaster March 4, 2021
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