Lance Burton

You lure a hot chick to participate in a new magic trick. You place a red blanket over the hottie and only expose her toes (after you take his shoes and socks off due to a foot fetish)

You then magically make the hottie levitate while ramming your thumb up her ass. The chick may scream “oh my ass or Lance Burton’s thumb is in my ass” and you must laugh this off while showing off two perfect replicas of your hands (which are wired to your suit) which proves you cannot have your thumb up the chicks ass

I gave that bitch a Lance Burton in front of her parents at thier Christmas Eve party

by Jmrbonzo March 25, 2009

Button Bashing

1. When a mans penis enters another persons bottom
2. A person who randomly presses buttons

i was button bashing my boyfriend when my girlfriend walked i on us!

I love button bashing it makes the tv go all funny.

by TheSexGod7 January 31, 2009

Burton

A man who is a hardworking buisness man. He is ALWAYS loud on the phone. He has a big nose.

Burton (on phone/ loud): HEEELLLOOOO!! ME AND THE FAM JUST GOT OUT OF THE MOVVVIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!!

by ooddoogottoyonak August 26, 2013

Dislike Button

The most pointless thing on YouTube and the most desperately needed thing on Facebook. *THINK ABOUT IT!!*

What's the point of disliking a video on YouTube? If you don't like something, then don't watch it and find something else!

If you don't like something that someone posts on Facebook, give it a thumbs down in lieu of a vote up!

Nirvana fan (watching a Nirvana video): "Oh, these haters.. Why would they dislike Come As You Are when they could just leave those of us who are Nirvana fans to watch without thinking about those who dislike this? Why should there even be a dislike button?"

Jack: "I really can't stand some of these posts that people put here on Facebook."
Ben: "Yeah. Facebook needs a dislike button."

by VitalyKimiSebNirvana November 7, 2012

fill your belly button

When a man is done jerking off he shoots his load up in the air and has it land directly in his belly button.

So I herd that Kenny Geagan likes to fill the belly button

by trizz April 2, 2004

Button

When someone or something is cute as a button.

That girl is a total button.

Oh Zoe, your such a button.

by Pharie November 17, 2010

homo button

a homo button is a button on the back of the nintendo wii classic controller where something can be inserted when pushed

HA u hit the homo button

no i didnt

HAHA ur a homo

by asdsa January 14, 2007