Mud Bending

When someone deficates on another person without being conscious of doing it to someone.

Person 1: How was that music festival?

Person 2: It was mostly rad, until I saw this really messed up chick mud bending on my third best friend Chadley.

person 1: Eww that is so gross!

person 2: Tell that to my third best friend Chadley.

by Bedroom Buddha December 5, 2019

Eilidh Benderson

The type of girl that pretends to be gay but really isn’t.

Here is ways to tell spot a “Eilidh Benderson”
1. Wears fake freckles

2. Dyes hair
3. Wears OBSESSIVE amounts of makeup

4. Acts Bi but claims to be different

We must all work together to stop her!

Uh oh. Here comes Eilidh Benderson

by C4MSW3 December 9, 2019

AIDS Bender

You know those people who have AIDS? Yeah, they’re AIDS Benders now.

Imagine if everyone who had AIDS, became AIDS Benders. All the AIDS Benders went to rob a bank for exactly $10,000,000. They will then purchase a private island with said $10,000,000 and reside on it for 2 years. After 2 years, they will die from AIDS. Next step in the process is that Terminator 2 will release, then 1, but not 3, because that movie sucks ass. These film releases will cause Jupiter to bust a FAT FUCKING NUT on Earth, killing all dinosaurs. Leading to the historical event of Skynet being the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. Modern day historians and paleontologists have coined the name for the event as “Skynut.”

by Salty Stalin October 24, 2019

Rake Bend

A type of guitar bend with low documentation used and mostly known by David Gilmour fan boys

10 year guitarist: *plays 400 bpm monster solo*
1 year guitarist: Ok, but can you Rake Bend?
10 year guitarist: I have no idea what that is
1 year guitarist:* Rake Bends* Get learnt

by FamousPoet January 20, 2020

Fender bender

When a group of men with big dicks and can steal anyone’s girl decide to fucking fall in the floor like fucking goats screaming the fenderrrrr benderrrrr dudddddeeee

Did you see The fender bender dude

by The fender bender dude January 22, 2020

bottom bender

A gay male that enjoys having a penis or other instruments inserted In his bottom whilst lying face down. Biting a pillow is optional

Person 1: Ray you are such a bottom bender!

Person 2: Yeah but its better than being a top Craig.

by Emma’s boys January 23, 2020

Antonio Benderas

A term used to inform the fellas you are going on a bender, named after famous actor Antonio Banderas.

Coined by the Spitting Chiclets host Biznasty

“Just picked up a 2-4, going on a 3 day Antonio Benderas“

OR

Sam: what’s the deal with Luke?
Phil: He’s been going hard the last few days, he’s on an Antonio Benderas

by poni69 February 7, 2020