bug brain

bug brain is given as a complement to someone , when someone gives a solution quite big brain but still stupid enough to have a bug sized brain

someone: oh shit there are bees in my house
other person: just burn the house ez

someone: wow! that's bug brain why didn't I think about that

by 122421431 November 19, 2020

my brain

my brain is the equivalent of a sperm whale and a cockroaches offspring being baked in a pizza oven in a dark alley way in Detroit

dude my brain is fuuuuucked (hits blunt) like... its fried

by grape bleach March 13, 2021

Sonic brain

To infer that someone's cognitive function is on the lower end of the spectrum by alluding to "Sped". Sonic is widely regarded as a very speedy character and sonic is an attempt to play on the word sped. Attaching Sonic to the brain means sped brain for lack of a better phrase.

*Plays game*
John: "Kill him, he is one shot."
Bob: *Misses every shot*
John: Do you have sonic brain?

by Pogopawee March 19, 2021

Anglophone Brain

The inferior brain of a person that has never had to learn any complicated grammar.

"I speak english when traveling because my anglophone brain can't handle another language"

by ManueManue June 16, 2021

Dirty Braain

When your buddy takes a bottle of big stoli and puts it in your ass to do an ass shot.

Earl put the bottle of big stoli in brian’s ass to do an ass shot of vodka, thus completing the dirty braain. “Pernounced bri AAAnn”

by The stinky stoli October 8, 2021

pebble brain

THE BEST ALBUM LITERALLY EVER ?/!:!:$:?.$.$:!:$,!/&.&/&7;

person 1: “what are you listening to?”

person 2: “the bangiest banger in the history of bangers, pebble brain, lovejoy’s new album”

person 1: “stop talking about banging, i thought you were a virgin”

by skveiy October 21, 2021

Dylan Bardini

If you meet a Dylan Bardini then you know that you got lucky. NEVER leave them. You may think that he is not interesting but he is on the inside. If you see one then it's your sign to always be with him.

Random person: Look there's Dylan Bardini
Other Random person: Yeah I heard that he's Smart and Robust. You should NEVER let him go.

by Bardooo January 17, 2022