a person thats stupid in the head sucks dick all the time but is just like flash they be super speed but they also eat pussy everyday never stop and cant have children sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by scooby looby doo May 18, 2021

by ShitpostCrusader December 18, 2021

The "garage bong" is the bong that is used in locations, or under circumstances, that are not appropriate for expensive glass pieces. i.e. the garage, camping, or parties. It is usually a bong made from acrylic or another durable, albeit, inexpensive material. Ideally, the "garage bong" doesn't sacrifice the quality of the hit and can become a much loved mascot.
"Hey man? What's with the 'garage bong?' I thought this celebration was worthy of the monster 7mm." Reply: "Yeah, I considered it, but after a lot of thought I realized: you don't bring out the good china at a children's party. Dig it?"
by partyviking July 12, 2013

by Mileven September 18, 2019

A word used to describe someone who frequently smokes marijuana (a bong and/or a joint) causing laziness and memory loss. A 'Bong Donkey' can hardly be trusted with any task as they will most often have a massive fuck up.
I can't believe he burned his garlic bread AGAIN!! Almost burnt the house down! What a bloody Bong Donkey
She didn't get the job because she showed up late to her job interview the god damn Bong Donkey!!
She didn't get the job because she showed up late to her job interview the god damn Bong Donkey!!
by FränkAnk July 29, 2019

by BicBoi4000 January 15, 2021
