Turkey Blaster

To insert a finger with crushed up crystal meth on it into an anus to produce a speed like affect on a victem.

I`ll use the Turkey Blaster on that chick and get her all horney so we can run a train on her.

by Tina Tongetwat June 5, 2007

blasin

someone who is black and asian (pronounced-bla-zen)

im black and asian which means im BLASIN!

by miss freak April 21, 2006

Blastin' a Duke

The art of sucessfully launching a long solid fully formed excretion from the anal cavity, which is in need of no wipping with toilet paper.

While camping you've accidently forgot to bring your toilet paper, this is when the talent of blastin' a duke comes in handy!

by John the Duke July 24, 2006

blast

Violent diarrhea. Most commonly found on public rest room walls, floors, or on the back of toilets. Also known as “AMD” or “Almost Made it Diarrhea” it occurs when a person with diarrhea is in dire need of a rest room and almost makes it to the toilet bowl, but ends up shitting all over everything else in the stall.

Did you clean the mens room? Hell no! Someone had blast all over the place in there.

by M. Jordan January 19, 2008

blassed

a women (or man) with a hugely perfect butt.

blessed with a booty :)

"damn girl! you are blassed"

by bunnyhero7 September 7, 2009

Beard Blasphemy

The standard punishment resulting from secretly being jealous of another man's beard due to the fact that one is afraid a fist will pop out of it and knock their teeth out.

After I crushed the Block exam they just got in their cars and drove off. I guess their dental insurance didn't cover beard blasphemy?

by Tadalafil September 14, 2010

last blast

When you double press the 'last button' on your TV remote control to check the last channel you were on or to see what's going on in the other show.

Person1: "Man, do you remember what we were watching? I just blanked."
Person2: "i'll check during commercial, hold on."
Person1: "No. Do it now. Last blast."

by amazing0187 September 17, 2010