Birded

When you're trying to have a perfectly normal conversation but bird finds a way to make it about sex and kink

Man, yesterday we were talking about grocery stores and we got birded big time.

oh yeah? how so?

He ended up talking about his favorite sex shop

by EpicFailDude May 3, 2022

Bird Holocaust Day

A "funny" term for Thanksgiving.

Him: Happy Bird Holocaust Day!
Me: Bird Holocaust Day? You're a dumbass.

by babaloulou December 1, 2003

bird

A large amount of cocaine

Robin: You got any pills for tonight, man?
Will: Nah, but I'm pickin up a bird at 3..

by LMRLANCS January 27, 2008

bird

Noun. The man's genitals.

That guy says he has a big bird.

We know he doesnt have much of a bird.

by Tracy July 10, 2003

naked bird

(n) a smooth, shaved man bag and surrounding area. Can be found often pecking at a naked nest.

1. "Dude, did you see Chris shaved his balls? He's got a naked bird"

2. My naked bird was digging through that bitch's naked nest shortly before it spat all over it.

by CyberUrban April 13, 2005

Momma Bird

A Momma Bird put simply is when a female, (or in some circumstances a gay male) performs oral sex on the male partner until he reaches orgasm, saving the ejaculation excretion in a cavity of the mouth. Then after several passing moments kisses the unaware male partner and ever so gracefully injects the excretion into his mouth.

Before Jill broke up with Austin, she bid him farewell with one last meal, and gave him a Momma Bird. That shit was dope.

by LuckyWebster January 16, 2014

dirty bird

A nickname for Wild Turkey bourbon. At 101 proof, it's mechanism of action on panties is akin to a crowbar.

I got so wasted on dirty bird last night that I banged a fatty...yee haw!

by SethN June 1, 2006