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Breakfast Bear 

a.k.a. Black Bear Diner, Breakfast Bear is prob THE most clutch spot to get your body the nourishment it needs after a long, hard night of drinking - or any type of partying for that matter - only as long as it's long and hard though (that's what she said).
John: Dude...I am sooooooo hungover. I can't even believe that I'm even awake right now.

Pete/ Dude: I know, right?! I actually think I'm still drunk.

Randy: (walks out scratching himself) Fuck! I just threw up a little bit. I'm doin, better now...hey Pete, why don't pack the pipe, dude!?

John: For real bro, shit! What's taking you so long?!

***smokes weed***

Randy: Hey dudes, you know would be so awesome right now?

Pete: BREAKFAST BEAR!!!!

John: Ya...BREAKFAST BEAR!
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Papa Bear's chair

When you're at another person's house, the place that they prefer to sit. This place is usually the most comfortable seat in the whole room, and near and dear to the host's heart. The host is usually very reluctant to give somebody permission to sit there, and often takes offense to those who sit there with out asking.

Often used in 3rd person
Host: Dude, get up!!
Guest: Why!?
Host: That's Papa Bear's Chair!
Guest: My bad, i'm sorry...
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Cowboy Bear Ninja

A variation on the classic Rock, Paper, Scissors, also known as Rochambeau, where the players act the part rather than using their hands. Two players stand back to back and take three paces away from each other as in a gun duel. They then quickly turn to face each other and act the part of a Cowboy, Bear or Ninja, being sure to make character appropriate sound effects.

The Bear mauls the Ninja, the Ninja subdues the Cowboy, and the Cowboy shoots the Bear.
Cowboy Bear Ninja

(see Rochambeau)

Fyogi Bear 

Fyogi Bear is Yogi Bears retarded cousin. He likes pancakes and cookies with chocolate milk.
Fyogi Bear: I want some panckaes!!! DOH
Yogi Bear: shut up Fyogi!!!
Fyogi Bear: awwww
Fyogi Bear by DeadRabbit October 22, 2013

Cinnamon Bear

Large Ginger Man that likes to drink Fireball Whiskey.
Cinnamon Bear went from zero to hammered... only took half gallon of Fireball this time.
Cinnamon Bear by Palv January 15, 2015

beebe bear 

Someone you truly love with all your heart and think they are so precious, that you can't just call them B,b,Bb,Bee,bee,Big B,little b, or anything else because they are so great in anything they do so you are just overwhelmed in shock of how great they are in that moment.
Awh Beebe Bear you're so cute ilysm
Person:Who's Beebe Bear?
Me:Alex
beebe bear by Doof_Doof January 3, 2018

Creamy Bear 

a communist bear only found on really snowy days. You cannot say his name in vain, or you will get a red dot on your head and die slowly without realizing it. This is the only definition to exist, because creamy bear has eliminated all others who know about him.
watch out its creamy bear!”
Creamy Bear by scaredforourlife February 19, 2019