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Half Baked

Half Baked: when ur so stoned you piss where u are..

being so stoned you do not register your a) brain b) phsyical surroundings and socially assertive behavior and you just well short of HALF SHIT IN A PUBLIC PLACE.

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oh man i was so half baked last night i pissed in the college tutrorial and i was in the front seat..

omg did you see mike??he was so stoned he had to be taken out of class for being so stoned..
by OMFGTHATWASUNBELIEVABLE;) October 21, 2010
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Baked Chicken Position

Being snuggled up in bed - warm and toasty - on your back like a baked chicken in an oven or in one of those plastic to go containers at the grocery store.
It's after 9pm - that guy is not awake. He's in bed in the baked chicken position.
by meinnc2011 January 10, 2011
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baked potato

The act of defecating onto a piece of aluminum foil that has been placed over a sexual partner's face for the purpose of the receiver becoming aroused by the heat produced by the bowel movement. Similar to a "Hot Carl", but using a piece of aluminum foil rather than saran-wrap to produce a more intense heat effect due to the higher conductivity of the aluminum foil.
John bought a roll of aluminum foil so he could give his lady one hot baked potato.
by BigSlick March 12, 2008
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elevated stair based walkway

A walkway that changes the users elevation and or altitude using a system of "stairs" (a term that should be used loosely). Also these are NOT i repeat NOT stairs.
Ben used the elevated stair based walkway to get to the second floor of the school.
by Thatoneguyisback November 17, 2010
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backdoor effects

used to describe food that has a bad effect on the way out, diheria, constipation, really smelly gas
Pete doesn't eat mexican food very often cause it has some bad backdoor effects on him
by Paul S.W. November 6, 2006
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Baked McBride

"Going out tonight?"
"Naw, me and the Baked McBride are going to enjoy multiple bong rips this evening." (Also a pun on 1970's baseball player, Bake McBride's name.)
by Mr. Hooper April 30, 2010
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Backdoor Arris

A guy that only does it in the backdoor and only does chicks under a 2/10
Hey you hear that guy that only does it in the backdoor Arris
by big ones January 20, 2011
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