No such thing as Ewan day

Ewan day was created by someone named Ewan who spends all their time on urban dictionary but another person named Ewan will find it and they will celebrate it because they dont know a lot of things on urban dictionary are fake.

Ewan thinks national Ewan day is a thing but Gordy thinks he’s being dum
No such thing as Ewan day!

by Mr I’m so smart and ur not November 26, 2021

A’s, B’s, C’s, etc.

Queue system used for rotation in a group smoking Blunts or joints. Positions in queue are decided by calling out “A’s” or “B’s” and so on. Positions can also be chosen based on who rolled the blunt and gets to spark it. A’s means you’re first, B’s means you’re second, and so on.

“i got A’s, B’s, C’s, etc. on this blunt i rolled because i’m smoking alone.”

by Unmasking August 25, 2019

i.a.s.i.l.

I am so in love

MSN.

Guy: i.a.s.i.l. with you
Girl: Awh, i.a.s.i.l. with you too!

by Codfish101 November 28, 2009

C.A.S.

Acronym for "Cute as Shit." Used by men while in the company of women to describe something that could be otherwise described as simply "cute."

This addition could be done in order to impress said women by appearing sensitive/discerning without losing qualities of manliness, or could be used in order to avoid appearing like a "pussy" or "fag" in front of other men. The acronym "C.A.S." is used elusively in extreme cases.

Emphasis in the phrase is often placed on "Shit," and may or may not be followed by a "high five" or a "dip snap" in customary bro-style gesturing, in order to mask the perceived "gayness" of the phrase.

Popular locations for this phrase are in shopping malls, pet adoption agencies, zoos, and other locations in which "cute" things may be found.

Colleen: "Ooooo I like those shoes, Carolina!"
Carolina: "Thanks! What do you think, Doug?"
Doug: "Yeah word, those shoes are cute as SHIT."

"Yo, that bunny rabbit is cute as SHIT" or "Yo, that dress is C.A.S.!"

by HugsyBeefpie June 28, 2011

C.I.M.D.A.S

C.I.M.D.A.S (pronounced "Sim-Daas") is an Acronym that derived from southwest Ohio in 2010 after a lazy encounter with a Facebook status update... it is mainly used to define the comfortable state of relaxing in one's undergarments while still partaking in normal every day activities. It literally means to "Chill(in') In My Drawers and Socks". Typically this action will follow immediately after returning from a long days of work, or after a lengthy sexual encounter. The acronym was created when one exceptionally bright young man decided it was more efficient to type six letters with one finger to update his facebook status instead of getting up from his laying down position and putting his turkey club down to use two.

Some registered activities that have been logged during an official C.I.M.D.A.S period (so far) are: watching Cable Television, eating doritos and/or KC Masterpiece Ridged Ruffles, fishing, playing the keyboard/piano, talking on the phone, mowing the lawn, wrenching in the garage, taking an online exam, chess games, washing the bike or automobile, receiving cunnilingus while using a laptop, Playing Halo/Black Ops while giving cunnilingus, Making a Ceasar Salad, Engaging in Anal with remote control in hand,

Undergarment Variants Include (and are not limited to):
Bra & Socks \\ C.I.M.B.A.S.
Bra & Panties \\ C.I.M.B.A.P.
Socks Only (preferebely non-matching) \\ C.I.M.S.O.
Bra only \\ C.I.M.B.O

etc.

---Man 1--- Where are you going after Party in the Park? We're going to go Ride, you down?...
---Man 2--- Naw, I'm good. I'm heading to the crib to Halo and C.I.M.D.A.S.

---Woman 1--- Hey! Tasha... where did Jeff go?
---Woman 2--- Oh, I sent him home after I got my C.I.M.B.O. sex combo on. Black Ops?

---Man 1--- What's up?
---Man 2--- C.I.M.D.A.S. You?

by Meen Dizzle July 11, 2011

The B.E.A.S.T.

When someone is really good at football as well as in the bedroom, the best of the best

Best Ever At Scoring Touchdowns

Best Ever At Sucking Titties

Girl- My man was The B.E.A.S.T. last night
Friend - Girl, I saw he scored 3 Touchdowns

Girl - I'm talking about when he got home, he was on them titties like he was starving

by Da B.E.A.S.T. June 25, 2019

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

Absolute extreme boredom. You really need to stop this and get on your homework already.

I was bored to death so I typed q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m.

by Hardcraft October 1, 2020