Anal Fruit Salad 

An anal fruit salad is an asshole that is covered and surrounded my many different entities, such as dingle berries, herpes, warts, scabs, or used toilet paper. A person will spread the ass cheeks open and try to bite off as many of these items, spitting them into a fruit bowl. The anal fruit salad can then be served at parties, family reunions, and bar mitzvahs. Goes best with crackers.

The anal fruit salad you served tonight was very delicious! The herpes/turd combination tasted just like a yak's taint.

Anal Fruit Salad by SpicConQueso March 25, 2011

Anal Ashtray 

The act of placing a lit ciggarette in to your partners rectum.

Cooper Kelly was sitting in his room and gave him self the good ol' Anal Ashtray.

Anal Ashtray by BigGayAnalHole April 21, 2011

Anal Cream Pie Surprise 

When you are fucking a girl doggy style right before you pull out and cum in her face, you stick your dick in her ass and then you cum inside her anal canal.

"Me" Dude I gave Sam an Anal Cream Pie Surprise last night, it was amazing!
"Friend" Dude that's gross!

Anal Cream Pie Surprise by Su1c1dal Duck December 11, 2013

ANAL CREAMPIE

CUM IN HER ASS OR HIS

Yo i gave charlie a anal creampie

ANAL CREAMPIE by gary sexy 6969 January 27, 2020

Anal Worms 

Is an intestinal infection caused by the parasitic roundworm called Enterobius vermicularis, the most common symptom of this irritating, but not particularly dangerous, disease is itching around the anal area.

Dianna Is A True Infested Anal Worm.

Anal Worms by The People Who Hate Diana June 2, 2005

Anal Miscreant 

one who is a habitual anus poker.

See: Dan VJ

one should avaoid highway rest stops and Tampa bedrooms decorated butterfly style or they face the dangers of an anal miscreant.

Anal Miscreant by I'm Rick James, bitch! March 17, 2004

anal remnants 

when there is anal residue from a persons back passage, most likly uncontrollable diorahea, after being anally shafted

alex: oh clare i just swallowed your anal remnants

clare: oh alex it was the curry

anal remnants by scott field May 13, 2005