alaskan hot pocket

shitting in an Eskimos ass and cumming on their ass after you shit in it

gape the womans ass and then shit in it then come on her shitty gaping hole thus being an Alaskan hot pocket

by Eric T. Mike S. September 9, 2010

Alaskan Paint Job

When a person receive a lap dance from a stripper, and she leaves a skid mark.

Yeah. Look at your leg. That bitch totally gave you an Alaskan Paint Job.

by Dr. DOODOO FINGER May 11, 2011

amsakitus

A serious disease that impact kids from 12-18. Symtoms include but are not limited to, social awkwardness, love of math, and having a hard time making friends.

Did you catch amsakitus yet?

by haytham December 9, 2012

Alaskan Fishermen

A new phrase where two friends, of opposite genders, have hooked up with the same person. So, two friends, a guy and a girl, have made out with the same guy or girl.

"Hey, Stephanie, you hooked up with Stacy, right?"
"Yea, Tom, I did!"
"OMG, me too!"
"You know what that means, right??"
"We're Alaskan fishermen!"

by Jonny Calves January 13, 2014

alaskin seahorse

While receiving head from your partner dump salt water in there eye moments before you release your man juice and boom! Right in her eye

Jared was recieving head when he then gave his girlfriend a alaskin seahorse

by zoodhide January 14, 2015

Alaskan Wildfire

An Alaskan Wildfire is a sex technique in which a heterosexual male pours ice cold water on his female partner's vagina during sex. This makes the climax much more enjoyable for both parties.

I pulled and Alaskan Wildfire on Veronica last night, she enjoyed every second of it!

by LiquidBar December 25, 2015

alaskin crock pot

When you shove as many ice cubes as you can into your partners asshole, then you let the ice simmer for 30 minutes

Oh babe, give me the alaskin crock pot tonight!

by Crazymatman June 8, 2016