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bitch and a half

more than a bitch, less than a bitch and 5/8ths and definitely less than a bitch and 3/4's...
she did what ?! WHATTA BITCH AND A HALF !

:)
by whatta bitchh January 24, 2011
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fucking bitch ass whore for a roommate

her name might be amber, or ashley. but like basically they eat all your food and don't offer you any, call themselves fat when you weigh thirty more pounds than them, and cuss at you to get out of the room because you were too noisy at one in the morning when really, it's eleven and YOU'RE ACTUALLY HIGH, DRUNK, AND GROSS YOU DUMB STUPID FUCK WHORE. yeah. need i go any further?
i.e. also known as a whoremate

whoremate: OMG, i have no food so i will eat all of yours and not give YOU any when YOU are hungry. i will also take all your printer ink AND paper and not pay for it. i will also die in the pits of hell when murder becomes legalized.

fucking bitch ass whore for a roommate
by lalai'm asian May 16, 2010
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my bitch of a auntie

a person that bitches at you for a lot of things and ony uses you for a fucking slave cus shes a cunt
my bitch of a auntie is telling me to do a lot of things while she sits her lazy ass on the couch on her phone
by vbveudb April 12, 2017
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bust a bean in this bitch

The hottest thing you can whisper into a bitch's ear, before releasing your hot baby-batter.
Kyle Whispers: "Imma bust a bean in this bitch. aha..." Kyle Laugh.
by Sinful Saddy May 14, 2020
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got yo bitch on me like a fo’ whiiluh

Some shit a drunk ass man from Detroit said. Meaning the bitch is sitting on him like a four wheeler, probably most likely fucking.
GOT YO BITCH ON ME LIKE A FO’ WHIILUH
by Tood Ashley69 December 13, 2018
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Two Bitches, one Plate, and a pile of dicks.

Modern day “two birds one stone” but with a twist to spruce it up.
Can I share with you, Two Bitches, one Plate, and a pile of dicks.
by B-rizzy June 23, 2021
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bitch had a dick

To find, often surprised, a penis on your partner. Many times a man will think another man is a woman, and find the penis. He then gags.
"I pulled down her pants and bitch had a dick!"
by That Amish Guy June 23, 2003
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