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New York premium

The extra monetary cost of products and other consumer goods within New York City, but is absent on the same items one, or several states over.
A: "I can't believe how much more expensive gas and cigarettes are here"
B: "That's New York premium for you"
by aaa241 September 16, 2015
mugGet the New York premiummug.

The New York Special #2

the act of grabbing a pidgeon off the street and using it as a sex toy while the claws that stick out sound you
by markymark122333 July 3, 2025
mugGet the The New York Special #2mug.

new york sofa

a pile of trash bags on the street one may use as a cushion

a dumpster full of trash used as a temporary resting spot

the open end of a trash pickup truck used as a free ride as one rests their head against a pillow of trash

basically any form of lying comfortably in garbage and not caring because your life is in such a state that you're just happy to have a soft thing to lay in for a while. called a New York sofa because the trash smells about the same as New York City itself, and many people from NYC perform this ritual.
person 1: Dude, why you always sleeping in the trash?

person 2: I hit rock bottom again today. Just hanging out in this New York sofa while I try and figure this shit out.

person 1: scoot over, i've gotta figure some shit out too
by mewnNose October 2, 2016
mugGet the new york sofamug.

New York Times Bestseller

Literally every book that exists, used to exist, and will exist
X: This is book is the best!
The Book Yeah I’m something of a New York Times Bestseller myself

X: nvm every book is one
by KazakhstanMaliPeru July 25, 2023
mugGet the New York Times Bestsellermug.

New York Nutter Butter

The act of sticking your finger in your ass and pulling it out to find cum and nutty filled shit on your fingers. Then proceeding to stick them in your partners mouth
My dad gave me a raging new york nutter butter last night. or my grandmothers new york nutter butter taste the best
by DonkeyMcPunch July 1, 2024
mugGet the New York Nutter Buttermug.

New York Stoning

When the murder weapon is a rock.

specifically on that one episode of SVU.
"Looks like the vic got an old fashioned New York stoning."
- some asshole.
by xhofehvkdgujo August 6, 2021
mugGet the New York Stoningmug.

Albunny, New York

Da large east-central-New-York municipality where they have lots of rabbits hoppin' around.
Elmer Fudd would have a field day in Albunny, New York; da only problem would be dat all of da local sporting-goods stores are probably owned by families who have fuzzy-animal-loving kiddos, and so they would probably refuse to sell Elmer ammunition for his infamous blunderbuss.
by QuacksO March 20, 2021
mugGet the Albunny, New Yorkmug.

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