Dave

A good friend; always there in times of need, always there to help you through a crisis. A lover of music and masterful teacher of the craft; a believer in Christ and humanity.

Dave was the first friend I called when I needed someone, and the last friend I had to...he's always there to help others; a.k.a. crisis averted.

by Raechel Thompson December 15, 2021

Dave

Sun goddess of horses, lightbulbs and bluecheese

"ur name's dave? Did u know Dave was a sun goddess of horses, lightbulbs and cheese?"

by You're fellow gay :) December 16, 2021

Daved

Stretching of ones asshole to the point of no return. Usually by a guy named david.

Me and my partner were having sex last night and I got daved so bad.

David came over last night daved me pretty good.

I got daved so bad last night, that when I had to go the bathroom, I stood up and it was like a waterfall.

David daved Andrew so bad that it took him a week to walk again, let alone stand up.

Last night I got daved and by this morning you stick practically anything up there.

When to the Dr today for a prostate check and the dr lost hand. He replied to me "been daved latley?"

by NOS4A2 December 18, 2021

king dave

th coolest man to ever live aka my dad

‘king dave is so cool’

by chalamqts December 21, 2021

king dave

the coolest bloke to ever live.

king dave is extra cool!

by poopooassass70 December 21, 2021

Dave

Everyone wants to know Dave. Dave is an adventurer who walks the world. Dave has the biggest heart; bigger than a hippo. People want to be Dave's friend so bad that they created a week to celebrate. #DaveWeek

Dave is family.

Hey man. You got to go to #daveweek? I saw you on the Megatron at the Jazz game!

I'll be Saving with my buds at the bowling alley! See you there!

by hjones3001 December 22, 2021

Dave

Dave is sexy, smart, tall guy with some amazing surfing skills. He can run fast and has decent tan on his body.

Girls always falls in love with Dave and Dave take good care of his fans.

by I’m sexy and I know it December 23, 2021