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double blasphemy

Depending on the perspective: A wicked sin, a great way to have fun, or an innocent mistake. Further multiples can also apply.
Dorine: "Sweet fucking Jesus, you are so much better than my husband!" (double blasphemy)
Gerald: "Shut up the hell up Mom, we need to finish before Dad gets home." (triple blasphemy)
by Thompson Hardman January 13, 2009
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Double Yellow

The act of allowing a chunky male park his car outside a girl's front door to will him to have sex with her.
"I wasn't sure about it at first, but once he actually double yellow-ed me, I creamed my jeans for days with afterthoughts"
by itsalltrue December 18, 2012
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double melt

1. A kind of burger with two kinds of cheese melted over the burger patty.
2. Two different guys cum into a girl's mouth, on her tongue, with one wad of cum landing on the other, hence the two "melt" into one another and over the edges of the girl's tongue.
Larry and Steve planted a double melt into Carla's mouth. OR:
"Triple X Blowjobs" featured an awesome double melt scene.
by Schnozta January 15, 2007
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Double Epic

Coming from the word that is now over used "Epic," it means something that is twice as epic as normal.
Son - "Holy shit, that guy just did a double backflip off the playground!"

Father - "No son, that shit was Double Epic."
by Gintleman November 16, 2010
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flipping a double

when a seemingly innocent highschool couple has countless hours of sex for the first time then posts it all over facebook.
Andrea and Ken were flipping a double all over the web.
by caonima(grassmudhorse) June 9, 2011
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Double potassium

A somewhat nerdy colloquialism for "okay." As potassium's atomic symbol is K, double potassium implies "KK" which is in itself a colloquial version of "okay."
Person 1: Hey, want to meet me at Starbucks around noon?
Person 2: Sure, that sounds good.
Person 1: Great! Oh, remember to bring your notes.
Person 2: Double potassium.
by Reginald Phalange September 19, 2013
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dick double

Using another persons dick or sex toy when having sex.
Having a dick double is about the same as having a stunt double.

(guy#1) dude i think i would totally screw that chick,she's hot!
(guy#2) yea right,but she's nasty man. seriously i wouldn't fuck her with your dick or let my dick double touch that!!
by Jaz D3 April 21, 2009
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